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"If it's got my ass on it, it's befitting of royalty."
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"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
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'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts
'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'
"Why yes, love, it makes it look positively huge."
Dog sniffs skeleton.
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'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"
"This is the path to adulthood, You're here."
The final twerk
"Welcome aboard, Mr. Ryker. For a while you'll be a little frog in a big pond, but we need little frogs."
Tags:hire, hires, hiring, new job, new jobs, new employee, employees, organisation, organisations, organization, organizations, corporate, corporation, nobody, nobodies, unimportant, irrelevant, unqualified, little frog, frog, frogs, little frog in a big pond, idiom, idioms, expression, expressions, dirty work, nonexistent, bottom, corporate ladder, corporate hierarchy
Tags:easter island, easter island head, easter island heads, polynesia, rapa nui, ahu tongariki, moai, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, carving, carvings, stone sculpture, stone sculptures, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, keister, keisters, bottom, bottoms, behind, behinds, butt, backside, backsides, chile
'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'
Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.
"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"
"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."
"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."
"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."
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Where Trump's Ideas Come From!
A Midwinter Day's Work
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"...show some pride in yourself, Larry! We may be bottom-feeders, but we don't suck up to ANYBODY!"
Tags:bottom feeders, bottom feeder, fishes, fish, lowlifes, lowlife, bottom feeder, opportunists, opportunist, loser, despicable, predatory, squalid, aquarium, food chain, food chains, base instinct, low status, bottom, scum, pond scum, fishes, river, rivers, ocean, oceans, sea, seas, lake, lakes, river bed, river beds, status, class, class divide, suck, suck up, brownnose, sycophant, sycophants, flatter, flatterer, flattery, flunkey, lackey, flunkeys, lackeys, yes man, yes person, toady, pride, proud, catfish, flatfish, stature, dignity, working class, lower class, lower classes, poor, poverty, austerity
'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'