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"I hate 'Bottom feeder'. I much prefer 'opportunist'."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, fish, underwater, bottom, bottom feeder, bottom feeders, bottomfeeder, bottomfeeders, consistent, stable, unchangeable, social climber, social climber, career ladder, corporate ladder, opportunist, opportunists, opportunism, wording, wordplay, word play
'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'
Dog sniffs skeleton.
Tags:dog, dogs, canine, canines, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, sniffed, sniffer, sniffers, smell, smells, smelling, smelled, skeleton, skeletons, dinosaur, dinosaurs, bone, bones, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, rear, rears, rear end, rear ends, attract, attracts, attraction, attractions, exhibit, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"
Tags:easter island, easter island head, easter island heads, polynesia, rapa nui, ahu tongariki, moai, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, carving, carvings, stone sculpture, stone sculptures, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, keister, keisters, bottom, bottoms, behind, behinds, butt, butts, backside, backsides, chile
'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'
Poking gentle fun at the company in the blog wasn't meant to include saying that the chief exec had a face like a baboons bottom.
"You might find the procedure a little uncomfortable. Just last week, Amnesty International tried to close us down."
"We start out as bottom fish and just seem to stay here."
"I feel we're almost down to bedrock, Mr. Bonwell."
Tags:bedrock, rock, rocks, earth, layer, layers, bottom, rock bottom, low, root, root of the problem, roots, therapist, therapists, therapy, mental health, anxiety, anxieties, stress, stressed, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, counseling
A Midwinter Day's Work
Tags:office, offices, work, working, work day, office life, midsummer nights dream, shakespeare, william shakespeare, play, plays, renaissance plays, theatre, theater, theatres, theaters, shakespeare nerd, shakespearean, shakespearean play, puck, bottom, nick bottom, oberon, peaseblossom, fairy, fairies, donkey, donkeys head
'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'
'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
Stand Up Buffet - Haemorrhoid Association.
"Because that's the part I'm suddenly self-conscious about."
Tags:self-conscious, self-consciousness, self-esteem, tree of knowledge, adam, eve, fig leaf, fig leaves, bottom, bottoms, butt, butts, does my butt look big in this, creation myth, creation myths, the fall, creation story, creation stories, body image, body-image, image conscious, female stereotype, female stereotypes, garden of eden, genesis, bible story, torah story, torah stories, bible stories, judaism, christianity
'He started at the bottom and found it to be his comfort zone'
"And what if I don't want to be Jack or Ennis?"
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, wild west, west, western, westerns, old west, wild wild west, commute, commuter, commuting, commutes, horseback, horses, horse, pony, pony express, ye olde, brokeback, gay, gay marriage, married, married life, lgbt, lgbtq, lgbtq+, south, southern, south america, deep south, love, loving, romance, romantic, role play, roleplay, bedroom, bedroom scenes, top, bottom, fil, films, movie, movies, cinema, pop culture, pop culture reference
'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'
'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
Cyclist with stuck seat.
Dog sniffing another's anus, "Careful Spot, I think I'm going to fart!"
Pin the tail on the Doggie.