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'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts
'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'
"Why yes, love, it makes it look positively huge."
Dog sniffs skeleton.
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'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"
The final twerk
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'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'
'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
"That's Mount Keister. Be Careful though, it could go off at any time!"
'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'
Stand Up Buffet - Haemorrhoid Association.
"Now that is one big ass hat."
"Because that's the part I'm suddenly self-conscious about."
Tags:self-conscious, self-consciousness, self-esteem, tree of knowledge, adam, eve, fig leaf, fig leaves, bottom, bottoms, butt, does my butt look big in this, creation myth, creation myths, the fall, creation story, creation stories, body image, body-image, image conscious, female stereotype, female stereotypes, garden of eden, genesis, bible story, torah story, torah stories, bible stories, judaism, christianity
'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'
'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
Dog sniffing another's anus, "Careful Spot, I think I'm going to fart!"
Pin the tail on the Doggie.
'Well, well, well...Hello there.'
"He may be unorthodox but he's a brilliant hemorrhoids man."