Bottoms Cartoons and Comics

'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp070226
High Res:
1900x2528 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
scan, scans, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, boss, bosses, reply, replies, replied, compose, composes, compsing, composition, e-mail, e-mails, email, emails, e mail, e mails, scanner, scanners, copy, copying, copies, copier, copiers, guess, guesses, guessing, guesser, guessers, close to home

'Steve just completed a 50-mile bike trip for charity.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp090519
High Res:
1900x2567 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cycle, cycles, bicycle, bicycles, cyclist, cyclists, bike, rides, rider, riders, riding, charity, charities, sore, sores, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, numb, bike seat, bike seats, trip, trips, journey, journeys, fund raiser, fund raising, sponsorship, sponsorships, sponsor, close to home

Dog sniffs skeleton.

Artist:
McCoy, Glenn and Gary
Search ID:
ggm080501
High Res:
1900x2358 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dog, dogs, canine, canines, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, sniffed, sniffer, sniffers, smell, smells, smelling, smelled, skeleton, skeletons, dinosaur, dinosaurs, bone, bones, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, rear, rears, rear end, rear ends, attract, attracts, attraction, attractions, exhibit, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys

'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn1175
High Res:
2711x2296 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, xmas, xmas parties, christmas party, christmas parties, office parties, office party, firm party, office do, office, work, works do, party, bottom, bottoms, christmas, credit crunch, budget, budgets, cost cutting, cutting costs

"Hey, big guy. Can I buy you a pair of underpants?"

Artist:
Crawford, Michael
Search ID:
CC39521
High Res:
2136x1767 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
bar, bars, pub, pubs, drink, drinks, drinking, alcohol, cocktail, cocktails, bartender, bartenders, bum, bottom, bums, bottoms, butt, butts, butt cracks, fat, overweight, fat shaming, slob, slobs, slobby, slobbish, backside, backside cleavage, underwear, underpants, boxers, pants

Keister Island

Artist:
Byrnes, Pat
Search ID:
RC602098
High Res:
2800x2373 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
easter island, easter island head, easter island heads, polynesia, rapa nui, ahu tongariki, moai, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, carving, carvings, stone sculpture, stone sculptures, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, keister, keisters, bottom, bottoms, behind, behinds, butt, butts, backside, backsides, chile

'Yep, this is quite a spread you've got, Bobbie Joe!'

Artist:
Jung, Norman
Search ID:
njun1432
High Res:
2148x2514 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
woman, women, weight, obese, obesity, big bum, bottom, bottoms, fat, fatness, ranching, spread, spreads, cowboy, cowboys, overweight, western, ranch, ranches, rancher, ranchers, compliment, compliments, complimenting, insult, insults, disguised, backhanded

'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'

Artist:
Fran
Search ID:
forn772
High Res:
2500x1653 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, party, xmas party, photocopy, photocopying, bottoms, bottom, christmas party, christmas parties

'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.

Artist:
Guthrie, Mark
Search ID:
mgtn237
High Res:
1414x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, christmas party, christmas parties, office party, office parties, santa, father christmas, photocopier, photocopiers, copier, copiers, copy machine, copy machine, photocopying, bottom, bottoms, santa claus, parties, works, worker, workers, work, employment

'I figured it out. It's not the jeans that make me look fat...it's you.'

Artist:
Bucella, Marty
Search ID:
mbcn1360
High Res:
2640x2640 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fat, heavy, overweight, skinny, make me look fat, husband, wife, jeans, obese, obesity, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, big bum, big bums, big bottom, big bottoms, clothes, diet, diets, dieter, dieters, dieting

Stand Up Buffet - Haemorrhoid Association.

Artist:
McLachlan, Ed
Search ID:
emc0227
High Res:
2335x1704 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
haemorrhoid, haemorrhoids, piles, buffet, buffets, stand up, standing up, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums, pain, painful, reunion, reunions

'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'

Artist:
Glover, David
Search ID:
dgln9
High Res:
1900x1520 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dogs, dog, doctor, doctor's office, prescription, cream, creams, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums, butts, itch, itchy, itchy bottom, itchy bottoms, patients, diagnosed, scratch, scratches, doctors, doctors office, prescriptions, diagnosis, patient

'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'

Artist:
Thomas Bros.
Search ID:
tbrn88
High Res:
2381x2322 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
doctor, doctors, proctologist, proctologists, bottom, bottoms, hand, hands, giant hand, giant hands, patient, patients, colon, colons, hospital, hospitals, proctology, finger, fingers

Dog sniffing another's anus, "Careful Spot, I think I'm going to fart!"

Artist:
Eales, Stan
Search ID:
sea0136
High Res:
2285x1650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
dogs, dog, fart, flatulence, sniff, bottom, bottoms, sniffed, careful, beware

Pin the tail on the Doggie.

Artist:
Reynolds, Dan
Search ID:
dren694
High Res:
1500x2100 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
birthday, birthdays, celebration, celebrations, party, parties, partying, party game, party games, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behaviour, sniff, sniffing, pin the tail, win, wins, bottom, bottoms

'Well, well, well...Hello there.'

Artist:
Kelly, Ray
Search ID:
rken75
High Res:
1864x2200 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
worm, worms, earthworm, earthworms, intelligence, intellect, intellects, stupid, stupidity, earth-worm, earth-worms, insect, insects, bug, bugs, introduction, introductions, bottom, bottoms, dumb, dumbness, mistaken identities, iq, iqs, mistaken identity

"He may be unorthodox but he's a brilliant hemorrhoids man."

Artist:
Graham, Jackson
Search ID:
jgrn1314
High Res:
1500x2000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
hemorrhoids, haemorrhoids, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, op, ops, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, operating room, operating rooms, emergency room, emergency rooms, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, piles, bottom, bottoms, hospital, hospitals

'You should just buy them - and never look back.'

Artist:
Baldwin, Mike
Search ID:
mban3578
High Res:
1867x2119 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shopping, shop, shops, store, stores, shopper, shoppers, changing room, changing rooms, dressing room, dressing rooms, fashions, fashionable, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums, vain, vanity, husband, husbands, fashion advice, self-conscious, self conscious, self-consciously

Base metal.

Artist:
Flanagan, Mike
Search ID:
mfln8581
High Res:
1500x1800 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
base metal, base metals, base, stand, stands, lamp, lamps, light, lights, light stand, light stands, base, bases, bottom, bottoms, metal, metals, alloy, alloys, pun, puns

"That's the one who photocopied his bottom, boss!"

Artist:
Rose, Alan
Search ID:
aron60
High Res:
1890x1337 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
prank, pranks, prankster, pranksters, practical joke, practical jokes, workplace, work environment, work environments, joker, jokers, moon, mooning, mooner, mooners, identity parade, identity parades, police lineup, police lineups, suspect, suspects, photocopier, photocopiers, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums

Larry the Elf saves Christmas

Artist:
McIlwaine, Randall
Search ID:
rmcn112
High Res:
2000x2116 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
christmas, xmas, santa, santa claus, father christmas, piles, christmas eve, elf, elves, seasonal, holidays, haemorrhoids, hemorrhoids, cushion, cushions, booster seat, booster seats, save the day, saving the day, emergency, emergencies, bottom, bottoms, sore bottom

Shop signs.

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp090130
High Res:
1900x2354 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
shop, shops, shopping, shoppers, plumber, plumbers, plumbing, bent over, bends over, crack, cracks, obscenity, obscenities, sing, signs, notice, notices, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, shock, shocked, shocking, close to home

What Jeff doesn't know is they're not grapes he's about to pick!

Artist:
Stik -Bill Greenhead-
Search ID:
bgrn1076
High Res:
2402x3000 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
cow, cows, field, rural, farm, farming, farmer, countryside, country, grass, jokes, practical jokes, dangleberry, dangleberries, joke, practical joke, mistake, error, hemorrhoid, hemorrhoids, prank, pranks, berry, berries, grape, grapes, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums, butts

'Unfortunately, Mrs. Himner, spot weight reduction is impossible. You need to lose weight overall.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp091009
High Res:
1900x2658 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
fat, fats, fatness, obese, obesity, weight loss, lose weight, loses weight, lost weight, exercise, exercises, train, trains, training, trained, trainer, trainers, gym, gyms, weight reduction, weight reductions, reduce weight, reduces weight, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, close to home

'While we were very impressed with each of you, we have decided to offer Brenda the position of product tester.'

Artist:
McPherson, John
Search ID:
jmp071011
High Res:
1900x2650 pixels (unwatermarked)
Tags:
interview, interviews, employer, employers, employing, chair, chairs, seat, seats, hire, hires, hired, hiring, hirer, hirers, product, products, test, tests, testing, tester, testers, tested, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, impress, impressed, impresses, impressing, close to home