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'Let me guess. Your boss sent you a nasty e-mail, and you're composing your reply.'
The 3 kinds of Zoom Shorts
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short, shorts, clothes, pant, pants, bottom, bottoms, variation, variations, style, styles, type, types, kind, kinds, zoom, video call, video calls, lockdown, lockdowns, pandemic, pandemics, in public, wearing in public, wear, wears, guts, inappropriate, appropriate, social interactionDog sniffs skeleton.
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dog, dogs, canine, canines, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, sniffed, sniffer, sniffers, smell, smells, smelling, smelled, skeleton, skeletons, dinosaur, dinosaurs, bone, bones, bum, bums, bottom, bottoms, rear, rears, rear end, rear ends, attract, attracts, attraction, attractions, exhibit, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys'I'm afraid the Christmas party has been cancelled on cost grounds...but the good news is that the boss has said you can still come in and photocopy your bottoms!'
Keister Island
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easter island, easter island head, easter island heads, polynesia, rapa nui, ahu tongariki, moai, statue, statues, sculpture, sculpture, carving, carvings, stone sculpture, stone sculptures, ancient civilisation, ancient civilisations, ancient civilization, ancient civilizations, keister, keisters, bottom, bottoms, behind, behinds, butt, backside, backsides, chile'I'm afraid we had to cancel the Christmas party...but the good news is that the senior partner says you can still come in to photocopy your bottoms.'
'Office Christmas party... Happens every year.' - Santa and his photocopier party trick.
Stand Up Buffet - Haemorrhoid Association.
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haemorrhoid, haemorrhoids, piles, buffet, buffets, stand up, standing up, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums, pain, painful, reunion, reunions"Because that's the part I'm suddenly self-conscious about."
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self-conscious, self-consciousness, self-esteem, tree of knowledge, adam, eve, fig leaf, fig leaves, bottom, bottoms, butt, does my butt look big in this, creation myth, creation myths, the fall, creation story, creation stories, body image, body-image, image conscious, female stereotype, female stereotypes, garden of eden, genesis, bible story, torah story, torah stories, bible stories, judaism, christianity'Forget those itch creams, do what I do, just put your butt down on the carpet and scoot around the room.'
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dogs, dog, doctor, doctor's office, prescription, cream, creams, bottom, bottoms, bum, bums, itch, itchy, itchy bottom, itchy bottoms, patients, diagnosed, scratch, scratches, doctors, doctors office, prescriptions, diagnosis, patient'Hi, I'm Dr. Campbell, your proctologist.'
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doctor, doctors, proctologist, proctologists, bottom, bottoms, hand, hands, giant hand, giant hands, patient, patients, colon, colons, hospital, hospitals, proctology, finger, fingersPin the tail on the Doggie.
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birthday, birthdays, celebration, celebrations, party, parties, partying, party game, party games, dog, dogs, canine, canines, pet, pets, dog behaviour, dog behavior, canine behavior, canine behaviour, sniff, sniffing, pin the tail, win, wins, bottom, bottoms'Well, well, well...Hello there.'
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worm, worms, earthworm, earthworms, intelligence, intellect, intellects, stupid, stupidity, earth-worm, earth-worms, insect, insects, bug, bugs, introduction, introductions, bottom, bottoms, dumb, dumbness, mistaken identities, iq, iqs, mistaken identity"He may be unorthodox but he's a brilliant hemorrhoids man."
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haemorrhoids, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, op, ops, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, operating room, operating rooms, emergency room, emergency rooms, patient, patients, doctor, doctors, piles, bottom, bottoms, hospital, hospitals