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Brew 'N' Brouhaha
Tags:bar, bar names, bar name, pub, pubs, pub name, pub names, play on words, play on word, laughing, laugher, laugh, humor, humour, humorous, business, businesses, business names, business name, naming a business, naming businesses, coffee shop, coffee shops, coffee shop names, beer, beers, coffee, coffees, tea, teas, brew, brewing, brewer, brewers, bouncer, bouncers, fight, fights, fighting, punch up, punch ups, drunken, drunkard, drunkards
"You, you, you, you, you, you, you, you, you . . ."
Tags:religion, religious, death, life after death, after death, hell, dead, soul, souls, sinner, sinners, devil, devils, lucifer, satan, demon, demons, entrance to hell, hell's entrance, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, entrance, entrance, line, lines, lineup, lineups, queue, queues, lining up, lining, queuing, waiting, new arrival, new arrivals, you, bouncer, bouncers, doorman, doormen, security
"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"
Tags:wild west, old west, cowboy, cowboys, western, saloon, saloons, bar, bars, pub, pubs, bartender, bartenders, server, servers, barkeep, barkeeps, barkeeper, barkeepers, patron, patrons, customer, customers, game, games, event, events, trivia, trivia night, trivia nights, pub quiz, pub quizzes, cheat, cheating, cheater, cheaters, technology, phone, phones, cellphone, cellphones, cell phone, cell phones, cellular phone, cellular phones, mobile phone, mobile phones, smart phone, smart phones, smartphone, smartphones, thrown out, tossed out, bouncer, bouncers, security
Mom Wears Her 'Security' Shirt To The Birthday Party
Tags:mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, child, childhood, childish, kid, kids, parent, parental, parenting, protect, protecting, protective, tiger mom, tiger mum, tiger moms, helicopter, helicopter parent, helicopter parenting, security, security guard, bouncer, party, parties, kid's party, birthday, birthdays, birthday party, birthday parties, fun, games, innocence, nostalgia, happy birthday, family
Clubland: Belly Button Night
The Moron Nightclub: 'Psst! Psst! You can make a quick twenty bucks if you forget the cover charge, look the other way and let us sneak in.'
"Oh, we're not bouncers. We just can't fit through the door."
Tags:club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, nightlife, bouncer, bouncers, security, guard, guards, muscular, muscle, muscles, body building, body builder, body builders, built, jacked, health, fitness, working out, exercise, body size, problem, problems, can't fit, too big, entrance, entrances, door, doors
"I can let you in, but really it's just a place I rented to be alone and maybe write a little."
"You. You. And you."
Tags:heaven, gates of heaven, the gates of heaven, heavens gates, pearly gate, pearly gates, angel, angels, bouncer, bouncers, security, security guards, security guard, crowd, crowds, queue, queues, selection, selection process, club, clubs, clubbing, admitting, admittance, admitted, exclusive, exclusion, elite, the elite, elites, chosen, chose one, the chosen ones, gods chosen ones, god's chosen ones, rope, ropes, barrier, barriers, ped barrier, ped barriers, crowd control, control, controls, controlled, contolling, crowd controlling, crowd controls, crowd controller, christianity, judaism, re teacher, religious education, re, religious studies, rs teacher, rs teachers, re teachers, pick, picking, choose, choosing, discriminate, discrimination, god
A knight sits as the receptionist in front of a castle.
'I'm sorry sir - you're properly dressed'.
"Good news, Brixton, I've hired a bruiser to knock some sense into you."
Tags:bruiser, bruisers, bruising, sense, enforcer, enforcers, enforcement, enforcing, employee, employees, manager, managers, management, cheerful, cheerfulness, optimist, optimists, optimistic, problem, problems, bouncer, bouncers, morale, employee morale, sense, knock some sense into you, dour, dourness, pessimist, pessimists, pessimistic, irritate, irritates, irritating, irritation
"I have room for one ladies' size 4, or a very supple 6."
Tags:commute, commuting, commuter, commuters, the commute, rushhour, rush-hour, rush hour, crowded, crowded train, crowded trains, subway, subways, the subway, underground, the underground, tube, the tube, the tubes, bouncer, bouncers, clothes size, clothes sizes, womens clothing, women's clothing, womens clothing sizes, women's clothing sizes, doorman, doormen
Space Hopper Rodeo
Tags:rodeo, rodeos, cowboy, cowboys, vaqueros, vaquero, cattle, cattle rancher, cattle ranchers, cattle ranching, ranching, horse riding, bull riding, equestrian, equestrians, bull rider, bull riders, moon hopper, skippyballs, kangaroo balls, skippyball, kangaroo ball, bouncer, hippity hop, hoppity hop, sit and bounce, hop ball, competitive sport, competitive sports
"Oh, come on—I just want to see if my friend is in there!"
Tags:religion, religious, death, after death, heaven, heaven's gate, entrance to heaven, st. peter's gate, saint peter's gate, pearly gates, st. peter, saint peter, angel, angels, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, bouncer, bouncers, security, doorman, doormen, friend, friends, mate, mates, skipping the line, jumping the line, cutting the line, jumping the queue, skipping the queue, cutting the queue, excuse, excuses, line jumping, queue jumping, line jumper, line jumper, queue jumper, queue jumpers, cutter, cutters, cutting in line, line cutter, line cutters
Once again, a night out with Jean ends in disappointment.
"The club scene is really changing."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, club, clubs, nightclub, nightclubs, dance club, dance clubs, disco, discos, club scene, club scene, change, changes, changing, doorman, doormen, security, bouncer, bouncers, line, lines, lineup, lineups, line-up, line-ups, lining, lining up, queue, queues, queuing, popular, hot, trend, trends, trendy, middle age, middle-age, middle-aged, middle-aged, midlife crisis, mid-life crisis, reliving ones youth, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old people, all ages, all-ages, older crowd, entertainment, modern life, millennial, millennials
All visitors must be frisked
'I've led an exemplary life! - when will you let me in?'
The Ly'in Starts Here.
"I'm sorry, ladies, was this man bothering you?"
Tags:bouncer, bouncers, bar, bars, barfly, barflies, bartender, bartenders, bartending, sexual harassment, peer out, peers out, peering out, drunk, drunks, drunkard, drunkards, drunken, hit on, hits on, hitting on, chat up, chats up, chatting up, pickup, pickup line, pickup lines, guilt, guilty, guilty conscience, guilty consciences, overaggressive, over-aggressive, overly aggressive