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"Can you describe this china shop?"
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"I understand goat cheese has had it."
A man in a car waits for a large herd of cows to cross the road; once they have crossed he finds a cow sitting in the passenger seat of his car.
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"You say 'oxymoron' once more and there's going to be trouble."
"I just try to do my part- camembert, brie, Velveeta - Those are marketing decisions.''
"Milk, butter, cheese? Aren't you spreading yourself a bit thin?"
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"It's a sprain in your left porterhouse."
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"That, believe it or not, is also a mammal."
"I have four stomachs and one of them always seems to be hungry.''
"Since you asked, Norman, it tolls for thee."
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"Moo goo gai pan looks good."
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"Not only is it greener, but I suspect it's richer in all the essential nutrients."
"I am very comfortable with my bovinity."
"Are we bucolic or just afraid to take risks?"
"He's o.k., but I can't give him a ringing endorsement."
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Bovine Fast Food,
To help the environment farmer Mick converted his tractor to gas.
Cow dreams of being on the other side of the fence.
The miracle of genetic engineering
'Lord, we thank thee for the bounty we're about to receive.'
At last, the movie goers were finally settled and relaxed. However, seconds later, Larry would realize the error of sitting between spooked buffalo and the exit door.
"Look at me, Gloria. I've become a cow."
'Honestly, Clara, that bikini leaves little to the imagination And how long are you going to stand there, holding your stomachs in'
"I understand she's been training in China.''
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