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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
"How long have you been into the body-piercing thing?"
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, love, romance, bow and arrow, shooting, couple, couples, valentines day, valentines'day, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, puppy love, falling in love, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology
Tags:archer, archers, archery, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, practice, practising, practise, practicing, shoot, shooting, medieval, medieval times, robin hood, robin of locksley, robin of sherwood, men in tights, apple, apples, apple shooter, apple shooters, shooting apples off heads, archery bow, archery bows, target practice, target practise, dangerous, stupid, stupidity, reckless, recklessness, arcus, historic weapon, historic weapons, folklore, english folklore, sherwood forest
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
"Actually, Luke, the Native American Indian does have a legitimate grievance."
Tags:cowboy, cowboys, cowboys and indians, shot, shot through, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, death, died, dying, dying words, dying word, vengeance, revenge, avenge, avenging, native american, native americans, native american indian, native american indians, legitimate grievance, grievance, grievances, history, american history, us history, awareness of history, western, westerns, wild west, old west, american frontier
"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."
Tags:arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, bow and arrows, native american, american indian, american indians, native americans, native, natives, flaming arrow, flaming arrows, fire arrow, fire arrows, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, battle, fight, fights, shoot, shooting, shoots, kill, killing, weapon, weapons, weaponry, war, wars, west, wild west, old west, westward expansion, shoot, shooting, shoots
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology
"Next time we're shopping at Wal-Mart."
Tags:nimal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, deer, dodging, running, escaping, hunting, hunter, hunters, hunted, shooting, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, crossbow, crossbows, target, targets, bulls-eye, bulls-eyes, bullseye, bullseyes, shopping, shopper, shoppers, consumerism, bag, bags, plastic bag, plastic bags, shopping bag, shopping bags
"Don't you just hate spam mail?"
An archer's target surrenders.
Tags:surrender, surrenders, surrendering, hands up, put your hands up, archery, archer, archers, archery practice, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, arrow, arrows, hands up, don't shoot, victim, victims, victimize, victimizes, victimizing, victim mentality, victim mentalities, kill, kills, killing, killings, shooting, shooting, shootings, target, targets, target practice, target practise
"Security should have given you a more thorough patdown."
Tags:assassin, assassinate, assassinated, medieval, medieval weapon, medieval weapons, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow and arrow, dead, death, dying, die, kill, killed, killing, killer, murder, murderer, murdering, murdered, security, security guard, security guards, insecure, office, offices, executive, executives, manager, managers, employee, employees, ex employees, ex employee
"Well, it is the 'Hunters' Chicken'..."
Tags:hunters chicken, hunters' chicken, hunter's chicken, chicken, chicken dish, chicken dishes, hunt, hunts, hunter, hunters, bow and arrow, arrow, arrows, killed, game, wild game, game bird, game birds, hipster restaurant, hipster restaurants, french cuisine, french food, french dish, french dishes
"Hang on, I think they're just aiming for our hats."
Tags:arrow, arrows, cowboy, cowboys, indian, indians, native american, native americans, miss, misses, missing, gunfight, gunfights, gunfighting, gun battle, gun battles, gun fight, gun fights, shoot, shoots, shooting, western, westerns, harmless, harmlessness, bad shot, bad shots, poor shot, poor shots, bow and arrow, archer, archers, archery
Caveman tools. Cordless tools.
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
"Read him his rights!"
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, lover, lovers, dating, argument, arguments, arguing, fight, fights, fighting, falling in love, love, read rights, rights, cupid, cupids, cherub, cherubs, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, cupid's arrows, myth, myths, legend, legends, contract, contracts, miranda rights, valentine's day, valentine's
"Suspect apprehended... Caught bowhunting without a license and indecent exposure..."
'Right, that's the last time you lot watch Lord of the Rings!'
A Message from Marion
Tags:robin hood, maid marion, marions, prince of thieves, the prince of thieves, robin of locksley, shopping list, shopping lists, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, archer, archers, archery, chore, chores, household chore, household chores, domestic chore, domestic chores, couple, couples, husband and wife, husbands and wives, marriages, long term relationship, long term relationship, long-term relationships
A Hole in the Dike
Tags:archer, archery, bow and arrow, missed target, target, targets, targeting, hole, holes, leak, leaks, dike, dikes, dutch dike, dutch dikes, dam, dams, levee, levees, mistake, mistakes, the hero of haarlem, the boy and the dike, hans brinker, the silver skates, windmill, windmills, flood, flooding, floods, blame, blameless, consequences
'Ok, so first we take from the rick, keep 95% for admin costs, fees and other expenses and then give what's left to the poor.'
'Dammit, Tell! Practice on your own kid!'