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'Do I know about incontinence? No I never was good at Geography.'
'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'
'Looks like the doctor confirmed my diagnosis. It's not just your bowel. Everything about you is irritable.'
'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
'This stool softner should do the trick.'
'Urology...can you hold?'
'No doubt about it, Mr Merridew - you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.'
'You've got irritable bowel.'
Reality Shows for Seniors
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"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."
Tapeworm: 'ARRGH! RUN for it LENNY! IT'S an ENEMA!!'
"Oh yes, Mr Celiac disease. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a bowel biopsy."
"This will be your desk."
'So...your Bowel or mine?' / A male tapeworm using a pick-up line on a female tapeworm
Bowel of Love.
Tapeworm Existential Crisis
'I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome.'
'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'
'I realize that you're a medical student but saying I have 'good bowel sounds' is not very romantic.'
'Gluten-free manna will come in the second salvo.'
'I can eat politics or drink politics, but doing both plays havoc with my bowel habits.'
"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."
Play on the word 'stool' in 'where should I put the stool sample?'
"You have bran damage."