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"I'll need a guano specimen."
'This stool softner should do the trick.'
'My goodness, Mr. Grtptzsk -- how long has it been since you had a vowel movement?'
'Excuse me, is anyone using this stool?'
'Not another elimination show!'
Billy hadn't been on the toilet for quite a while, but, he had a feeling it could be a big one.
'Try increasing your fiber intake. If you still have trouble emptying your cache...'
'Try new 'Letter-Rip!' It's alphabet soup AND a laxative! Guaranteed to give you a vowel movement!'
'I can eat politics or drink politics, but doing both plays havoc with my bowel habits.'
Dog Mess On Road - 'Can you account for your movements'
'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?'
'My goodness, Mr. Grtptzsk - how long has it been since you had a vowel movement?'
BOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'
"You wouldn't believe me if I told you how long it's been since he had a bowel movement."
Off-dooty Constipation Clinic: 'Sorry OFF DUTY,'
'I finally had a bowel movement today!' 'Whose was it?'
Nyargh! - 'I swear I will never eat fibre again...' - 'I christen thee 'Titan'.'
'And when did you have your last owl movement?'
Ventriloquist with faeces on his hands.
"At my age, your legs and bowels begin to go."
Bowel movement in D minor.
Exit active 24 hours.
The Great Bowel Movement of '67.
"One cup of coffee after September and he's back and forth to the toilet all winter!"