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'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'
'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
'This stool softner should do the trick.'
'I hope it's alphabet soup... it's good for the vowels.'
'Urology...can you hold?'
'No doubt about it, Mr Merridew - you've got Irritable Bowel Syndrome.'
'You've got irritable bowel.'
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"I'd like to buy a BOWEL."
"Oh yes, Mr Celiac disease. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a bowel biopsy."
"This will be your desk."
'I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome.'
'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'
"I take a probiotic. Ed swears by beer and peanuts."
'I realize that you're a medical student but saying I have 'good bowel sounds' is not very romantic.'
Irritable Bowel Syndrome Week.
"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."
Play on the word 'stool' in 'where should I put the stool sample?'
"You have bran damage."
'Where will you be when your laxative starts working?'
'I used to have hops too, but now I just get the runs.'
BOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'
Weight lifter straining on toilet
'Dear Diary, Day 11, and i'm still suffering from a severe case of ' Writer's Block'. I think it's time i tried a Laxative.'