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'Good thing I'm wearing my adult diapers.'
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economic downturn, economic downturns, bowel, bowels, diaper, diapers, economic, economics, economy, investor, investors, investment, investments, investing, invest, invested, banker, bankers, bank, banks, recession, recessions, profit, losses, profits'You don't need a colonoscopy, but I'm sending you for one because, quite frankly, I don't like you.'
'This stool softner should do the trick.'
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doctor, doctors, patient, patients, constipated, constipation, stool, stools, stool softener, stool softeners, laxative, laxatives, ill, illness, seat, seats, sick, sickness, bowel, bowels, bowel movement, bowel movementsReality Shows for Seniors
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reynolds unwrapped, bowel, bowels, oap, oaps, old-age pensioner, old-age pensioners, old age pensioner, old age pensioners, health problem, health problems, reality tv, reality television, reality show, reality shows, old age, old-age, age-related, age related, medical condition, medical conditions, nursing home, nursing homes, senior citizen, senior citizens"Oh yes, Mr Celiac disease. I'm terrible with faces but I never forget a bowel biopsy."
"This will be your desk."
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introductions, introduction, laxatives, laxative, defecation, defecating, bowels, bowel, desks, desk, research, researching'I'm afraid that your irritable bowel syndrome has progressed. You now have furious and vindictive bowel syndrome.'
'It says here that you'd prefer someone with regular bowel movements..Does it matter if they're involuntary?'
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blind, date, blind date, dating agency, elderly, elder, old, age, ages, autumn years, years, bowel, bowels, bowel movement, movements, involuntary, pensioner, pensioners, senior citizen, senior, citizen, incontinent, incontinence, dating agencies, agencies'I realize that you're a medical student but saying I have 'good bowel sounds' is not very romantic.'
"Mr Miller has bowel trouble."
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bowel, bowels, ibs, irritable bowel syndrome, chrones disease, incontinence, incontinent, illness, ill, sickness, sick, toilet, toilets, john, washroom, washrooms, patient, patientsBOWELS: 'We're going to need a bigger bowel movement.'
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cow, cows, world of cow, bowel movement, bowel movements, quote, quotes, film quote, film quotes, movie quote, movie quotes, bowel, bowels, poo, poos, cowpat, cowpats, cow pat, cow pats, cattle, farm, farms, farmer, farmers, farmingWeight lifter straining on toilet
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weight, weights, power, lifter, body buiders, body builders, muscle, muscles, weight lifter, weight lifters, toilet, toilets, steroid, steroids, constipation, crap, bowel, bowels, strain, straing'Dear Diary, Day 11, and i'm still suffering from a severe case of ' Writer's Block'. I think it's time i tried a Laxative.'
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