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"You've got to learn how to bowl without irony."
Tags:bowl, bowling, bowler, bowlers, hipster, hipsters, pretentious, pretension, conceit, conceited, bowling ball, bowling balls, irony, ironic, bowling alley, bowling alleys, bowling lane, bowling lanes, showy, showiness, affected, affected attitude, affected attitudes, disdain, disdaining, disdainful, disapprove, disapproving, call out, call-out, calling out, calling-out, show-up, showing-up, subculture, subcultures
Overeaters anonymous meeting today at 5:00.
Tags:fish, fishes, bowl, bowls, goldfish, goldfishes, eat, eats, eating, overeat, overeats, overeater, weight, weigh, weighs, weight loss, meet, meets, meeting, dead, dying, float, floats, floating, whistles, whistle, whistling, obese, obesity, fat, fats, greed, greedy, the argyle sweater, argyle sweater
"I've got the bowl, the bone, the big yard. I know I should be happy."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, talking pet, talking pets, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, talking dog, talking dogs, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bone, bones, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, yard, yards, doghouse, doghouses, have it all, lucky, fortunate, well-off, rich, wealthy, happiness, happy, unhappy, money can't buy happiness, meaning of life
Naked bowling in the living room
"Artie, they took my bowl."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, personification, anthropomorphism, anthropomorphic, crimes, burglary, burglaries, robbery, robberies, home invasion, home invasions, mess, messy, tied, tied up, bound, rope, ropes, bowl, bowls, dog bowl, dog bowls, food bowl, food bowls, dish, dishes, dog dish, dog dishes, food dish, food dishes, priorities, priority, guard dog, guard dogs, useless, bad guard dog, bad guard dogs, useless guard dog, useless guard dogs, security, home security
'Can't you read?!'
Polar Bears Bowling.
"Fenton, bring me my pipe, my bowl, and my Nat King Cole records."
'We'll discuss your misbehavior in a moment Billy, but in the meantime, why don't you help yourself to a nice piece of candy?'
'DO me a favor. Don't keep saying 'Hi. How's it going?' whenever you swim past me.'
"It's that same dream, where I'm drowning in a bowl of noodles."
Tags:therapy, therapist, therapists, psychology, psychologist, psychologists, psychiatry, psychiatrist, psychiatrists, counselor, counselors, counseling, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, chicken, chickens, noodle, noodles, soup, soups, drowning, bowl, bowls, chicken noodle soup, dream, dreams, dreaming, bad dream, bad dreams, nightmare, nightmares, night terror, night terrors, recurring dream, recurring dreams, mental health
"We're raising the children as forks."
Tags:fork, forks, spoon, spoons, dish, dishes, bowl, bowls, hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, parenting style, parenting styles, parenting technique, parenting techniques, parenting method, parenting methods, child raising, child-raising, child rearing, child-rearing, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, nursery song, nursery songs, poem, poems, nonsense poem, nonsense poems
The feeding frenzy has begun, gorging ourselves on bowl after bowl of college football.
Tags:football, college, bowls, college football, college football game, college football games, football season, football seasons, football fan, football fans, sports fan, sports fans, american football, ncaa, playoff, playoffs, football team, football teams, bowl, bowls, new year, new years, new year's
Surprise: Happy Birthday Pinhead.
'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'
"I myself don't see much hope for an inter-utensil relationship."
Tags:the owl and the pussy cat, the dish and the spoon, the dish rand away with the spoon, owl and pussy cat, hey diddle diddle, cat, cats, owl, owls, dish and spoon, plate, plates, dishes, dish, bowl, bowls, spoons, spoon, couple, couples, relationship, relationships, marriage, inter racial, inter-racial, inter racial relationships, inter-racial relationships, racial issues, poems, poem, poetry, nursery rhyme, nursery rhymes, lyrics, utensils, utensil, kitchen utensil, kitchen utensils, interracial marriage, inter racial marriage, inter-racial marriage
'You've got irritable bowl syndrome.'
A dog drinking water from a bowl labeled "Water with just a hint of lime".
Heads Will Roll
Tags:bowl, bowling, bowler, bowlers, ten pin bowling, guillotine, guillotines, execution, executions, french revolution, the french revolution, bowling pin, bowling pins, bowling ball, bowling balls, spectacle, spectacles, heads will roll, public spectacle, public spectacles, desensitised, desensitisation
"The dog's left us!"
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, bowl, bowls, runaway, runaways, run away, leave, leaving left, goodbye letter, goodbye letters, good-bye letter, good-bye letters, note, notes, letter, letters, goodbye note, goodbye notes, good-bye note, good-bye notes
"But I'm not here to talk about bowling."
Tags:bowl, bowls, bowling, bowling ball, bowling balls, bowling alley, bowling alleys, talk show, talk shows, celebrity, celebrities, interview, interviews, interviewing, deflect, deflects, deflecting, question, questions, questioning, inquire, inquires, inquiring, television, television show, television shows, avoidance, avoid, avoids, avoiding, avoidant
'Sparky, three more pinot toilette'
Food, Water And Tips