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'We'd prefer it if you got better.'
'Happy Valentine's Day! Your gift this year is me!'
One dog sniffs the butt of another dog after being shot with an arrow by Cupid
Tags:animal, animals, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, cupid, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shoot, shooting, archery, greek, roman, myth, myths, mythology, legend, legends, ancient, history, historical, butt, butts, sniff, sniffs, sniffing, butt sniffing, relationship, relationships, love, falling in love, fall in love, cupid's arrow, cupid's arrows, romance, romantic, valentine's day, valentine's, valentines day, valentines
"This gives my confidence a real boost."
Tags:royalty, royal, royals, monarch, monarchs, monarchy, confidence, crown, crowns, confident, confidence, self-confidence, self-confident, self-esteem, esteem, esteemed, king, kings, boost, boosts, bow, bows, bowing, scrape, scrapes, scraping, worship, worships, worshiping, worshipping, dictator, dictators, dictatorship
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, love, romance, bow and arrow, shooting, couple, couples, valentines day, valentines'day, animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, dog, dogs, canine, canines, puppy, puppies, puppy love, falling in love, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, matchmaking, matchmaker, matchmakers, wordplay, word play, myth, myths, legend, legends, greek mythology
"Let it go, Carl!"
Apple shooting a person (à la William Tell)
Tags:william tell, hero, heros, heroes, folk heroes, folk hero, switzerland, swiss, german, legend, legends, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, crossbow, crossbows, archer, archers, archery, shooter, shooters, shooting, shoot, marksman, marksmen, apple, apples, role reversal, role-reversal, swapping roles, apple-shot, apple-shots, shooting an apple, folklore, revenge, human, humans, person, man, men
"I'm a green thief."
Tags:robberies, robbery, robberies, robber, robbers, thief, thieves, stick-up, stick-ups, hold-up, hold-ups, stickup, stickups, holdup, holdups, mugging, muggings, mugger, muggers, crime, criminal, criminals, street crime, weapon, weapons, crossbow, crossbows, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, archery, archer, archers, green, alternative, environmentally friendly, going green, eco-friendly, environment, better for the environment, bicycle, bicycles, bike, bikes, get-away, get-away vehicle, get-away vehicles, getaway vehicle, getaway vehicles, get-away vehicle, transportation, green transportation
"Not love. Targeted advertising."
Tags:cupid, cupids, eros, cherub, cherubim, angel, angels, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bow and arrows, shoot, shooting, archer, archers, archery, love, true love, fall in love, targeted ad, targeted ads, targeted advertising, targeted advertisement, ad, ads, advertise, advertisement, advertising, spam, junk mail, deal, sale, sales, marketing, ad agency, ad agencies, modern life, valentines, valentine's, valentine's day, valentines day, february 14, february 14th
A bow eating 'Rosin Bran'
'Edwin has started 'tebowing' after good days on the stock market.'
"It's a little late to back out of a plea bargain agreement."
Tags:william tell, hero, heros, heroes, folk heroes, folk hero, folklore, legend, legends, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, crossbow, crossbows, archer, archers, archery, shooter, shooters, shooting, shoot, marksman, marksmen, apple, apples, court, courts, courtroom, courtrooms, trial, trials, legal system, justice system, law, laws, legal, judge, judges, lawyer, lawyers, counselor, counselors, counsellors, counsellors, attorney, attorneys, solicitor, solicitors, barrister, barristers, legal counsel, defence, defense, defendant, defendants, client, clients, plea bargain, plea bargains, plea bargaining, backing out, reneging, change of heart, last second, too late, agreement, agreements, punishment, punishments
"Those idiots, they're burning their own arrows! Oh - oh, God no."
Tags:arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, bow and arrows, native american, american indian, american indians, native americans, native, natives, flaming arrow, flaming arrows, fire arrow, fire arrows, cowboy, cowboys, cow boy, cow boys, battle, fight, fights, shoot, shooting, shoots, kill, killing, weapon, weapons, weaponry, war, wars, west, wild west, old west, westward expansion, shoot, shooting, shoots
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, operating, o.r., o.r.s, or, ors, operating room, operating rooms, operation room, operation rooms, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, nurse, nurses, clear, cupid, cupids, eros, bow, bows, arrow, arrows, bow and arrow, shooting, love, valentine's day, valentines day, myth, myths, legend, legends, heart, hearts, heart surgery, heart surgeries, heart surgeon, heart surgeons, cardiologist, cardiologists, cardiology
'They're all involved in the decision-making process.'
"Who's a pretty girl now?"
Tags:style, styles, stylist, counter productive, counter-productive, beauty, beautiful, make-up, make up, makeup, circus, animal, elephant, elephants, exotic, exotic animal, exotic animals, decorative, decorates, hair, braid, bow, bows, braided, braids, tail, tails, butt, bum, butts, bums, pet, pets, giant, huge, african elephant, asian elephant, zoo, zoo keeper, zoo keepers, love, loving, companion, companionship, friend, friendship, care, cares, caring, cared
Boat Christening vs. Boat Bris
Tags:christen, christens, christening, bris, circumcise, circumcises, circumcising, circumcision, circumcisions, jewish, ship, ships, boat, boats, mohel, mohels, orthodox, jewish, judaism, rite, rites, rite of passage, rites of passage, sailor, sailors, ceremony, ceremonies, bow, bows, champagne bottle, champagne bottles, jibboom, jibbooms, shpasik, jtoons
An archer's target surrenders.
Tags:surrender, surrenders, surrendering, hands up, put your hands up, archery, archer, archers, archery practice, bow, bows, bow and arrow, bows and arrows, arrow, arrows, hands up, don't shoot, victim, victims, victimize, victimizes, victimizing, victim mentality, victim mentalities, kill, kills, killing, killings, shooting, shooting, shootings, target, targets, target practice, target practise
'That's the bloke I told you about... perfect ten, every time!'
"Here comes God's gift to Central Park West."
Tags:animal, animals, talking animal, talking animals, pet, pets, dog, dogs, dog owner, dog owners, stuck up, stuck-up, vain, vanity, self-important, god's gift, ego, egotistic, proud, snooty, posh, high-class, central park, central park west, new york, ny, envy, jealous, jealousy, coat, coats, bow, bows
"If I apologize again, will you take the arrow out of your hat?"
'That's really not necessary, gentlemen, but it doesn't hurt.'
'I don't care what he does, I'm not bowing this time.'
"Right swipe, right swipe, right swipe..."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issue, relationship problems, love, dating, date, dates, single, singles, single life, dating app, dating apps, internet dating, online dating, swiping right, desperate, desperation, cupid, cupids, arrow, arrows, bow, bows, bow and arrow, eros, greek mythology, looking for love, matching, match, matches, matchmaker, matchmakers, matchmaking, technology, app, apps, application, applications, modern life, millennial, millennials
'Should have shook hands...' - 'Should have bowed...' - 'Should have read the keynote...'