Boxing Coaches Cartoons and Comics

'Move your feet...work the jab. Jab, jab, jab, jab! ok?...And hang in there. My Daughter's soccer game is almost over...'

Why didn't you throw in the towel? They're all in the wash.

'Look at it this way...you're like a big pop star! The hits just keep on coming!'

'Now try not to let this fella get in too close. He has a huge Right Cross.'

"Help this athlete grow bigger and stronger, so that when he goes into the ring, he can beat the brains our of his opponent."

'Remember - focus - nothing fancy - just get in there and get the job done.'

"This round, forget the finesse. Hit him."

"Try a new tactic, punch back."

"Keep your guard up and don't hold your punches. Whatever you do, watch out for his right hook!"

"Yar gotta avoid bein' a bit stiff to stop becoming' a stiff."

"Not to worry you kid, but if you've got clean underwear, you should put them on before you get into the ring."

'Work the ring! Use the Jab! Watch out for the left hook! And turn off your iPod.'

"Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel."

"I tell ya champ, you're wasting your time trying to hit him in the head."

'Now here's the basic stance...'

"Smite him, my son!"

"...I'll bet his dad can beat your dad..."

"... And try to avoid those nasty uppercuts of his."

'Soon as your endorphins kick in, you'll feel great.'

"Come on, you can beat this guy. If he was any good, he wouldn't be fighting you!"

'...and forget your damn sensitivity training.'

'That was a peach of a right hander the referee gave you!'

The first female boxing coach was in Liverpool.

'I've gone over the fight tapes and I think I've pinpointed your weakness.'

'You're going to have to take the fight to him.' 'Aye! Find out where he lives.'