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'The bad news is, we only had enough money for one birthday present. . . the good news is that your mom has come up with a really fun way to see who gets it.'
The Dangers of Golf.
'The Novocain seems to have kicked in,'
A giant boxing glove attached to a wrecker smashes into a building.
'And when all else fails...'
"The hostility fairy."
'How do you want to remove the tooth?'
"We never fight anymore."
A Punch Lion
Judge to attorneys in courtroom wearing boxing gloves: 'Looks like you're both ready for your opening arguments, gentlemen?'
'It looks as if they want an out of court settlement.'
"Bare knuckles? Not since the eighties."
Old lady's walker equipped with boxing gloves to fight off mugger.
Tags:mugger, muggers, mugging, crimes, criminal, criminals, zimmer frame, zimmer frames, walking frame, walking frames, boxer, boxing glove, boxing gloves, victim, victims, self-defence, self defence, self-defense, self defense, robbery, robber, robbers, pensioner, pensioners, oap, oaps, senior citizen, senior citizens, little, old lady, old ladies
"Ladies and gentlemen, tonight we will finally determine who is the best pet-cat or dog."
"Let's take off the gloves."
Patient to doctor with boxing gloves on: 'You must be the anesthesiologist?'
"And no hitting below where a normal person wears his belt."
Pandora's Boxing Glove.
'And, if elected, I promise to reach across the aisle, if you know what I mean...'
"And now The Reverend Higgins will beat the love of God into each and every one of you."
Tags:priest, priests, vicar, vicars, holy man, holy men, church, churches, church service, mass, church mass, worship, worshiper, worshipers, reverend, reverends, holy father, pray, prayer, prayers, tough love, rite, rites, ritual, rituals, cant, boxing, boxing gloves, pugilist, pugilism, pugilists, religious rites, religious vows, religious worship, bishop, bishops, archbishop, archbishops, church goer, church goers, sunday service, sunday mass, evensong
'It looks like the president may stand his ground more in this term.'
"Well, I guess that settles that."
Tags:wrestle, wrestling, wrestler, wrestlers, wrestling ring, mma, mixed martial arts, martial arts, boxing, boxer, boxing ring, boxing gloves, boxing glove, strong, strength, muscles, muscular, muscle, audience, audience member, audience members, referee, ref, winner, win, winning, won, fighting, fight, fights, fighter, fighters, knockout, knockouts, punch, punching, punches, punched, clear win, clear winner, champ, champion, champions, easy win, effortless, beat up, beaten up, thrown, throw, decisive, decisive win, decisive wins, winner, winners, winning
"Just remember he's a southpaw..."
Tags:box, boxer, boxers, boxing, fight, fights, fighter, fighting, pugilist, pugilists, pugilism, seconds out, in your corner, advice, pep talk, tactics, coach, coaches, coaching, coaching skills, trainer, trainers, training, fight night, boxing match, bout, boxing gloves, southpaw, southpaws, cat, cats, catfight, feline, tomcat, tomcats, big cat, big cats, pussycat, bruiser, thug, heavyweight