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Fight or flight?
'Nah, I wasn't really afraid. See, even though he's pretty mighty as far as mice go, he's still, well, a mouse.'
'... and no hitting below the belt like this...'
'Please, Ref. If you stop the fight now it means the end of my career.' 'Oh, very well.' 'Round one!'
"Let's have a clean fight and no hitting below the belt."
'Yeah, first I just wanna say: owwie ow ow, oh god this hurts... so anyways...'
'Now look what you've done. I told you that I wanted a fair fight... making fun of his trunks is hitting below the belt.'
'I'm a horrible person.'
'The ref likes a good clean fight!'
Tip jar at boxing match.
This has to be against the rules!
'I know I can count on you... that's the problem.'
'It's your wife with a second option.'
'A quick trim, I just heard the fight's going to be televised.'
'You did win Mr. Congeniality...'
Out to punch
'He has some unresolved issues.'
"I want to thank the dark lord Satan for helping me win and giving me the strength to beat the crap out of my opponent!"
Boxer being disqualified.
'You're either very brave or very stupid.' 'Pah! Shows what you know. I'm very brave AND very stupid!'
'I think things went wrong for me in the fifth round.' 'In hindsight, was that a good time to begin meditating?'
'I think I've found his Achilles' heel.' 'So I see, but, TECHNICALLY, it's called hitting below the belt.'
'I want a good, clean fight. And if I don't see you after this round, hard luck.'
'Good news, everyone! I've managed to talk them out of it.'
"And the Champ's legs are going..."