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"Gotta go, guys. I've had about all the male bonding I can take for today."
"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
"Mind if I have the guys over to watch some poker?"
"No point going to sleep now."
"Been time traveling with your little buddy again, I see.
'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'
"What's my new smartphone doing in the middle of your poker table?"
Don't worry, I'll use my standard excuse: "Sorry I'm late Darling, but I was beached for two hours"...
"Don't say goodnight yet, dear. If I don't win this next hand, you'll be going home with, Dave."
'You're clean, sober and unhurt? Poor darling! This Friday night with your buddies must have been REALLY boring!'
'Me and the boys have signed a petition for 'this little piggy' to play poker with us on Friday nights.'
'I'll bet you could find 'em all blindfolded!'
'Your father used to want a night out with the boys, but now he's satisfied with a few minutes with Andy Rooney.'
'and do you, Crissy, promise to share mp3s, allow Guitar Hero nights, and stock mass junk food and energy drinks?'