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"Tonight I'm getting together with pals to sit around and croak."
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"I like New York, but I miss sleeping drunk on my front lawn."
Tags:small town, small towns, urbanite, urbanites, urban life, city life, new york, front lawn, front lawns, rural life, countryside, redneck, rednecks, drunk, drunks, boys night out, boys nights out, hometown, homesick, homesickness, moving to the city, urban lifestyle, urban lifestyles, lifestyle change, lifestyle changes, unsophisticated, sophistication
"If it's a series of patterned clicks, I'm not here."
'Feel like going out clubbing later?'
'Like it or not, I'm having a guys night out. I'll be at the sand bar!'
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"Please bring him home safely so I can kill him."
Tags:husband, husbands, wife, wives, boy's night out, boys night out, lad's night out, lads night out, late night, late nights, prayer, prayers, marital spat, marital spats, domestic, domestics, argument, arguments, marital problem, marital problems, married life, curfew, curfews, nightly prayer, nightly prayers
'These 'lads' weekends are starting to get out of hand...'
"What I like about this place is they let - if you'll pardon the expression - sleeping dogs lie."
"Don't even think about sneaking off to the pub tonight."
"So what did you do before you were married?"
Don't worry, I'll use my standard excuse: "Sorry I'm late Darling, but I was beached for two hours"...
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"I've been married a long time. I come here to finish my own sentences."
"Some best friend you are!"
"A pets' door? No, it's a 'my-husband-is-crawling-home-from-the-pub' door."
"C'mon, sweetie -- A hundred years from now, what difference will it make where I've been all night?"
"Let Daddy sleep in Darling: He was out half the night howling at the moon with his friends..."
"My WIFE charges me late fees!"
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'Don't complain now: You were quite happy eating fermented fruit with your friends last night!'
The morning after a rowdy 'Vodka Nite' and Stalin could feel a purge coming on.
'Yes Fred, I'd love to come for a quiet pint with you. And probably stay on for 6 noisy ones!'
'A night out is good for a person. I'm figuring on a new handbag.'
'Because I know you Carl. You'll go trumpeting down the road with the boys and you'll forget to take the garbage out!'
'Because I know you Henry!! You'll go charging off with the boys, trumpeting at anything that moves and forget to take the garbage out!!'
''Fancy a quick pint?'
'I'll bet you could find 'em all blindfolded!'