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Applesauce, pea soup, candied yams.
"Bad news, Dad—you're brain-dead!"
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'See? You missed one. When you pull the plug, be sure to pull them all.'
Brain to man watching TV: 'Since you won't be needing me for a while, I'm going to run a few errands.'
"Please have a seat. Mr. Thorndyke will be back shortly."
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At first she didn't want to live if it meant being attached to tubes. But before you knew it, they were getting along just fine.
"No, your body is actually alive and well back on earth - your mind has just arrived at the gates of blissful dementia."
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'It states in his will that if he becomes brain dead he wants to go unplugged.'
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"Pull the plum, Mrs. Carney."
"I don't believe in Out-Of-Body experiences, but Frank regularly has Out-Of-Mind episodes."
"If I knew you were gonna just sit there I woulda transplanted the itty bitty brain."
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"Noooo! B is for Bullocks, B is for Braindead, and Beating Boris on the Bum with a Big Broom.Don't forget that Achmed."
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"I'm worried about your father. He's staring into the abyss."
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'Scott...(argh)...would you help me,please!...(argh)...I'm having trouble...(argh)...getting my brain into gear!'
The Influence of Television
'There you are dear! That's you all ready to watch Saturday night television now...'
'We've given you a brain scan and we can't find anything.'
"Forget it. In this company you will starve to death."
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Loss of operatives through sudden brain implosion has now caused most governments to abandon any attempts to find meaning in conversation between teenage girls.
'I let my mind wander ... I don't think it's coming back.'
Bush's brain explodes.
Watching TV five hours a day saved Vincents' life.