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Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'
'That's Tuttle, the new whiz-kid in Accounting. They say he has a mind like fly-paper!'
'After the wizard gave me the brain,of course, I felt like I should use it.'
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"They say they can figure your longevity by your brain age."
"I've decided to live my life inside my mind."
Normal brain - active, dozing, asleep, distracted
"You got 136? It says here you're genius if you get a 132."
"Picking up another energy drink - back in twenty seconds."
Quiten brain farts in the elevator.
"But, Dad... haven't you heard that we humans can only utilize 10% of our brain capacity?"
"Forget it. In this company you will starve to death."
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Empty Headed Man
'Three-toed sloth math...' '3+3=6. All computation is based on that.'
'What he lacks in intelligence he makes up for in stupidity.'
'You'd think such a little brain would be lonely in such a big head.'
'Did you know a computer is 10,000 times faster than a human brain?'
'It's 2 am. Do you know where you brain is?'
'Beryl, I've been thinking.....'
'Scientists say that crosswords activate brain...'
'Don't disturb your father for an hour he's busy doing the Five minute crossword.'
'If brains were made of chocolate his wouldn't make a single chocolate drop?'