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'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
'I have your MRI results. Half your brain is clogged with passwords and the other half is clogged with user names.'
'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'
'Before you leave, we have to do a brain scan to see if you're taking any intellectual property with you.'
'Your car keys are under the sofa, and you like to wear women's shoes.'
A Con-artist offering brain scans to the public from his flatbed scanner.
'Some people find the MRI chamber claustrophobic.' - 'Oh.' - 'I call those people 'the lucky few'.' - 'Ah.' - 'Whatever you do don't think about being buried alive.' - 'Gah.' -
"Rather than have you take a test, we'll scan your brain to see what you know."
"According to your brain scan, you just don't want to go back to work."
'Maybe we have the wrong subject for this brain mapping project.'
"Well Albert, this certainly explains your unshakable conviction that the earth is flat."
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Musician having a brain scan.
'Your MRI shows a chewing gum detection center in your brain. That's common among teachers.'
"Your scan shows 'sex on the brain', Mr Wilson."
'We've given you a brain scan and we can't find anything.'
Male Brain, Female Brain. . . Your Brain.
'I see a hairline fracture, some misconceptions and lots of useless information.'
Man with a lizard brain.
'So, as you clearly can see, your wife is correct...you really don't have a brain in your head!'
'A brain scan clearly shows his pre-existing condition!'
"Mr Hudson, could you kindly refrain from smoking in the brain scan machine."