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'He can go back in the game. Its just a bruise.'
Tags:physiotherapy, physiotherapist, physiotherapists, team medic, team medics, bruise, bruises, basketball injury, basketball injuries, brain injury, brain injuries, brain damage, brain damaged, neuron surgeon, neuron surgeons, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, basketball, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'You'll need to see a chiropractor. You've dislocated your brain.'
"What happened to the brain surgeon I married?"
"We find that when we damage the part of the brain that contains ethical boundaries, the patient becomes much more adept at screwing people."
Tags:doctor, doctors, doctors office, doctors offices, brain surgery, brain surgeries, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, lobotomy, lobotomies, patient, patients, ethics, ethical, ethical boundaries, lack of conscience, no conscience, sociopath, sociopaths, sociopathic, screwing over, screw over, screwing, selfish, selfishness
'Oh my what do we have here Why it's the patients train of thought'
Tags:doctors, doctor, nurse, surgeon, surgeons, operation, operations, operating, patient, patients, train of thought, train, trains, thought, thoughts, practical joke, joke, jokes, joking, trick, tricks, tricking, prank, pranks, close to home, neurosurgery, neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, brain surgeons, brain surgery
'This new device converts brain waves to sound.'
The Academic Brain, showing parts: teach, write, do research, and (the largest part) serve on committees.
'...and what's really interesting is that there's still 99.9% of the human brain we still know nothing about.'
"And if the golf area of the brain was somehow destroyed, there might be a little something extra in it for you."
Tags:hospital, hospitals, medical, medicine, doctor, doctors, patient, patients, health, health care, healthcare, operation, operations, surgery, surgeries, surgeon, surgeons, consultation, consultations, brain surgery, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, neurology, neurologist, neurologists, neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, sport, sports, golf, golfing, golfer, golfers, hobby, hobbies, leisure, money, bribe, bribes, bribing, corruption, corrupt, area, area, destroyed, brain, brains, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, marriage, marriages, married life, couple, couples, husband, husbands, wife, wives, spouse, spouses, manipulating, manipulation
'I probably won't be asked to be the first brain donor.'
He said he loved her for her brain but was her appendix he was always taking out.
Tags:appendix, appendixes, operation, operations, operating, brain, brains, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, date, dates, boyfriend, boyfriends, surgeries, girlfriend, girlfriends, love life, date, dates, romance, romances, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, doctor, doctors, hospital, hospitals, organ, organs
'Left brain dominance - 'Right brain dominance'
"It's not that complicated. Just give the man a haircut. It ain't brain surgery."
'What can we do for you?' - 'I need a song removed from my mind.'
'You're wrong - this is brain surgery!'
'It's a no-brainer.'
Man with lobotomy scar - "Changed my mind."
The Map of the human brain
'Every new neurosurgery intern has to make the joke about the patient having an 'open mind' but then they get over it.'
'Here's the name of my cosmetic brain surgeon. He make you look smarter.'
J. Matthew Ruskin, M.D. The clown prince of neurosurgery
"Amateur psychologist, maybe. Amateur psychiatrist, not likely. But amateur brain surgeon..."
"Listen up, my fine people, and I'll sing you a song, 'bout a brave neurosurgeon who done something wrong."
Tags:neurosurgeon, neurosurgeons, neurosurgery, brain surgeon, brain surgeons, brain surgery, singer, singers, singer-songwriter, singer-songwriters, songwriter, songwriters, operation, operations, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operating theatre, operating theatres, operating theater, operating theaters