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"Now is the part of the show when we ask the audience to shout out some random numbers."
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Mensa Does Improv
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'Hope you like it. I put a LOT of thought into it.'
Everyone waited as Allen figured out how much the meal had cost per bite.
'No, you weren't there. But in your expert opinion as a certified brainiac, do you think he did it?'
'Daniel's the brains of the family.'
"I love math! I love spelling! I love school lunches!"
"I get A's all the time and it's no big deal. You get one 'A' and everybody goes crazy! Why is that?"
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"I can't believe it...school starts in two weeks!"
"You know what your problem is? You think too much."
"It's one of life's great rules...do something great once and you'll hear about it forever. Do something great all the time and you're just another overachieving brainiac."
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"You're illegal! You're illegal! You're illegal!"
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Philosopher's pub with 24 hour thinking.
Geek wears T-shirt that points to his friend and says: 'I'm with someone who fails to grasp the key principles of modular representation theory.'
The Woman Who Could Talk to Engineers...
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"OMG! I thought everyone knew that E=MC2."