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'So, for the next three months while your brain is healing, one of our neurology volunteers, Karl, will be helping you think.'
Computer thinks: 'I'm sure it's got a mind of it's own!'
'OK, Mrs. Dunn. We'll slide you in there, scan your brain, and see if we can find out why you've been having these spells of claustrophobia.'
'It's not forgetting things completely that bothers me - it's remembering that I've forgotten to remember something that drives me mad!'
Picasso's learning years.
'Great news! We found a donor body!'
"Your faucet is running."
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Typical Brain Versus Einstein's Brain
"We found this in your brain."
Pushed to the max by the algebra test, Tim's brain spontaneously combusted.
"I'm really into guys with brains."
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They Saved Trump's Brain!
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Bookstores outpace the Kindle by devising a way to transfer every book ever written directly into a customer's brain.
"Roger doesn't use the left side of his brain or the right side. He just uses the middle."
"Shouldn't we hold off an artificial intelligence until we figure out actual intelligence?"
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'I have the MRI scan of your brain. The right hemisphere is clogged with computer passwords.'
'Do you really think that will protect your intellectual properties?'
This is your brain on weed! This is Jeff Sessions' brain, always.
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"You know, if we didn't walk this way we might get close enough to eat someone."
Museum Displays a Brain as a Critical Thinking Machine.
"He goes to the bathroom a lot. Where did you get the kidneys?"
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'They never let you forget that your intellectual property belongs to them.'
'As you can see, the CAT scan of your brain turned up positive.'
Garrett knew it was important to jeep his brain from overheating during big tests.
Are You As Dumb As a Post?
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