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'Nothing at work ever seems to upset you, Mike. How do you manage that?' 'Easy! I try to keep a positive attitude, visualize success and practice healthy self-talk. And that pre-frontal lobotomy I had last year really helps, too!' 'I suppose it does.'
ABX Corp: working to make you feel warm and fuzzy about very questionable technology for over 25 years.
'Your father kicked in the screen and threw the set out the window. He feels violence on TV is a bad influence.'
"I was wondering, hon—how soon before the hazing period of our marriage comes to an end?"
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"All hail the Uni-Mind Collective! All thoughts online! All thoughts monetized."
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'Stock prices are down; Bond prices are down; North Korea are threatening nuclear war...have a nice night's sleep.'
'Welcome to the Ted Turner dream network!'
Fortunately, the company takes care of us very well... your coffee black, with sugar and psychochemical as always?
Cure for brainwashing & sinus infection.
TV screen - 'Surgeon-general's warning: the following program may cause your IQ to drop 15 points'.
"Hey...the violence is only supposed to affect kids."
"A cult? What makes you think it's a cult?"
"What are you doing?"
Man and mobile
"Memorizing the multiplication table is NOT brainwashing!"
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"Maybe I've been brainwashed, but at this point I do believe I actually want a goddamn cracker."
'The tests confirmed out suspicions, Mr. White. Over the past few months, you've developed a small, but apparently harmless, cult following.'
'I'd like a newspaper with no car, house or mobile phone adverts in it.'
'If someone wanted to brainwash him, it wouldn't take much water!'
Two books. One liberates the mind, and appears to fly. The other entraps the mind, and appears as a snare trap
'To brainwash him wouldn't take much water...'
'Just sitting around letting advertisers brainwash me. What about you?'