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"Believe me-if you could see yourself, you'd drop the whole idea!"
A vampire sitting on a park bench at night feeding bats.
"Bram Stoker's Bambi"
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"The guide book sys it's the best B.&B. in the Carpathians."
Tags:b&b, bandb, b.&.b, bed and breakfast, bed & breakfast, carpathians, carpathian mountains, holiday, holidays, holiday disaster, holiday disasters, misinformation, misinformed, ill-informed, romania, transylvania, transylvaniandracula, draculas castle, castle, vampire, vampires, bram stoker, vamp, blood sucker, blood suckers, castle dracula, bran castle
"The fangs stay!"
"I know. But I think I can change him."
Tags:relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, dating, date, dates, partner, partners, boyfriend, boyfriends, girlfriends, couple, couples, odd couple, odd couples, vampire, vampires, dracula, myth, myths, legend, legends, monster, monsters, literature, bram stoker, change, changing, man, men, woman, women, stereotype, stereotypes, meeting the parents, psychology, bad idea, bad ideas
Interview with a Vampire.
"I knew we'd get you sooner or later, Van Helsing!"
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Dracula uses a borrowed coffin.
"Don't be a sentimental fool, Harker!"
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Dracula as a Phlebotomists
Tags:vampire, vampires, blood donors, blood donation, blood donations, monster, monsters, blood transfusion, horror story, count, dracula, bram stoker, horror stories, blood donor, blood donation, blood extraction, sucking blood, phlebotomist, phlebotomists, phlebotomy, dracula, count dracula, bride of frankenstein, routine medical
The Count Joins the Church Search Committee
"Are you gonna eat that garlic bread?"
"I've never been much of a beach guy."
"Look, we're three thousand years old. No one's going to hire us."
Tags:monster, monsters, myth, myths, legend, legends, vampire, vampires, dracula, bram stoker, age, old, elderly, old people, elderly people, senior, seniors, senior citizen, senior citizens, aging, ageing, growing old, growing older, getting older, getting old, growing old, old age, over the hill, over-the-hill, immortal, immortality, ageism, hiring, hire, unemployed, unemployment, age discrimination, personnel, hr, h.r., human resources, recruitment, recruiter, recruiters, job, jobs, unemployable
"To be honest I thought it would be more intimidating..."
'My doctor's put me on a strict diet. From now on I have to ask my victims how high their cholesterol is.'
Vampire Anthology - 20% Bram Content
"I love the taste - I just can't stand the sight of blood."
Tags:dracula, count dracula, blood phobia, blood phobias, vamp, vamps, vampires, horror story, horror stories, horror movie, horror movies, villain, blood, sight of blood, vampire, horror, villain, hemophobia, haemophobia, mythical monster, mythical monsters, bram stoker, screamish, screamishness, phobia, phobias, fear, fears, irrational fear, irrational fears, irrational phobia, irrational phobias, bloodsucker, bloodsuckers, vegetarianism, vegetarian, vegetarians
Dracula Admires His Offspring.
Ernie Eubanks, Salesman Extraordinaire and Vampire Killer.
'I am a robot sent from the future to stop you from creating the vampire characters. They're ruining our movies.'
'Apparently no one told Dracula that you can't get blood from a turnip.'