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'I'm a teetotaler.'
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"I'm off it for Lent."
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'Have you anything alcohol-free, I'm trying to detox?'
'I'm detoxing - do you have any mineral water?'
Thirsty party dogs very keen to see a St Bernard.
St Bernard with Cappucino, Espresso, and Latte.
After Dinner Cigar.
'Man's best friend ... and a dog, too.'
"Not your day, dude...I just failed my responsible service of alcohol course."
'Why didn't we try that stuff earlier?'
"Yes, it's rum alright, but I also have a thermos of hot chocolate for when I have to rescue minors..."
'It was still pitch black when I left for work: I picked my son's toy barrel instead of mine...'
'If you're into preparing healthy meals then I recommend the apricot brandy. It contains the antioxidant beta carotene.'
'Cell phone? Send me the dog with the brandy!'
'Hi, my name is Bernie, and I'm an alcoholic.'
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'I'm working a double-shift today...'
'Starting tomorrow, out new Health and Safety policy dictates that we must provide individually sealed brandy rations...'
'Ok, who ordered the Napoleon brandy?'
'What, no keg of brandy anymore? Just a wine list by the glass?'
'That rescue brandy keg is just his trick.'
'We really need to get a new rescue dog. This one keeps helping himself to the brandy!'
'You're back for a refill? My, you're such a working dog.'
'Ah, 'man's best friend' and it's brought by a dog.'