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"Oh no, not dinner again!"
Tags:dinner, dinners, meal, meals, teen, teens, teenager, adolescent, adolesence, parent, parents, parenting, mother, mothers, mom, moms, mum, mums, cook, cooks, cooking, ingrate, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty, hot meal, hot meals, negative, negativity, moody, moodiness, attitude, attitude problem, attitude problems, supper, suppers
"Don't look at me. I'm just the gay friend."
Tags:obnoxious, obnoxious behavior, child, children, tantrum, tantrums, kid, kids, public space, public spaces, blame, blames, blameless, blamelessness, absolve, absolves, absolving, glare, glares, glaring, shift blame, shifts blame, shifting blame, parent, parents, parenting, restaurant, restaurants, meltdown, meltdowns, melting down, melts down, smash, smashes, smashing, plates, freakout, freakouts, brat, brats, bratty, childish, childishness, childish behaviour, childish behavior, discipline, disciplines, disciplining, lax parenting
"I'm not wearing that - it screams first day of school."
"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."
Tags:picky eater, picky eaters, child, children, entitled, choosy, brat, brats, bratty, spoiled, spoil, spoils, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, parent, parents, eat, eats, eating, bribe, bribes, bribery, convince, convincing, bad parent, bad parenting, pain, difficult child, difficult children, difficulty, difficulties, dinner, dinners, meal, meals
"If they give you any trouble, find a good babysitter and go out for the evening."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, instruction, instructions, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, parent, parents, parenting, child, children, behavior, behaviour, behavior problem, behavior problems, misbehave, misbehaves, misbehaving, misbehavior, ominous, bad sign, bad signs, go out, goes out, going out, date night, date nights
"It's my youth, and I don't have to enjoy it if I don't want to."
Tags:youth, young, kid, kids, child, children, teen, teens, teenager, teenage, lazy, miserable, sad, brat, bratty, brats, parent, parents, parenthood, parenting, mom, mum, moms, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, mothering, stubborn, spoiled, spoiled brat, complain, complaining, talking back, disobey, teen angst, angst, angsty
Adam and Eve and Courtney
Tags:teen, teens, teenager, kid, kids, adolescent, adolescence, bored, bore, bores, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, whinge, whinges, whinging, moans, moaning, adam & eve, garden of eden, original sin, sins, sinning, brat, brats, bratty, genesis, book of genesis, disagreeable, moody, family life, family lives, parent, parents, parenting
"Not the Cape May lump blue-claw crab cake with crème fraîche, fried quail egg, osetra caviar, duck confit, and peach con frutti again?!!"
Tags:dinner, dinners, supper, suppers, family dinner, family dinners, meal, meals, family meal, family meals, comfort food, favorite food, stagnant, stagnation, complain, complains, complaining, complaint, complaints, crab cake, crab cakes, quail egg, quail eggs, confit, pretentious, pretentiousness, elitist, elite, elites, caviar, upper class, upper classes, kid, kids, son, sons, child, children, picky eater, picky eaters, picky, repetition, repetitive, ingrate, ingrates, ungrateful, brat, brats, bratty
"Do you have something more befitting a 6th grader?"
"Don't worry, ma'm! Your little boy is peacefully in bed with his bear."
Tags:babysitter, babysitters, babysitting, sitter, sitters, tie up, ties up, tying up, brat, brats, bratty, kid, kids, ill-behaved, misbehave, misbehaving, misbehaves, misbehaviour, misbehavior, disobedient, disobedience, sleep, sleeps, sleeping, peaceful, peacefully, abuse, abusive, bear, bears, teddy bear, teddy bears
One of the lesser known joys of being a fencing instructor.
Granny Apple never minded having the grandchildren stay over. She just dreaded the early morning wake up calls.
"The babysitter wants to know where you keep your vodka?"
Spoilt Penelope didn't always get what she wanted, unlike her nice cousin Alice.
'As a baby sitter, you shouldn't think of me as a bratty kid...think of me as a jobs creator!'
'The bed is just so uncomfortable! Is there a pea under the bottom mattress or something?'