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"Could I have a word with someone in building security?"
Tags:offices, office job, office jobs, office work, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, vandal, vandals, vandalism, graffiti, graffiti art, security, security guard, security guards, building security, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, office coup, office coups, anarchy, rebellion
"I forgot. My brother Woolard is coming by."
Tags:visitor, visitors, guest, guests, house guest, house guests, unexpected guest, unexpected guests, brother, brothers, brother in law, brother in laws, brother-in-law, brother-in-laws, in law, in laws, in-law, in-laws, fright, frights, break in, break ins.break-in, break-ins, breaking and entering
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
Death lets the killer in.
"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"
Tags:dracula, stocking, stockings, hanging stocking, hanging stockings, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, creep, creeps, creepy, detection, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking in, fireplace, chimney, chimneys
Early Computer Hackers.
"Try to look more like you're breaking in."
Tags:artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, portrait, portraits, portraiture, drawing from life, painting from life, burglar, burglars, thief, thieves, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking and entering, balaclava, balaclavas, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, life drawing, life painting, criminal, criminals
'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'
'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'
Man being burgled while listening to headphones.
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
The self-driving police car arrives quickly...
Tags:self-driving car, self-driving cars, police car, police cars, police, police officer, police officers, investigation, investigations, investigate, investigates, investigating, break-in, break-ins, breaking in, incompetent, incompetence, self-driving, automate, automates, automation, unforeseen consequence, unforeseen consequences
'Don't spend it all in one place! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
"Actually, this whole Golidilocks thing could have been prevented by a good neighborhood watch program."
'Would you believe I'm a deep-cover agent for the Department of Homeland Security?'
Robber peers into a giant padlock.
Tags:robber, robbers, robbery, burglar, burglars, burglary, burgle, burgles, padlock, padlocks, padlocked, break-in, break-ins, breaking in, break in, break ins, security, home security, secure, secures, securing, home invasion, home invasions, home security, home security system, home security systems
Soldiers attempt to break into a castle with a credit card.
"Of course you hear a burglar downstairs -- The dungeon is FULL of them!"
Tags:king, kings, queen, queens, burglar, burglars, burglar downstairs, burglars downstairs, break-in, break-ins, breaking in, robber, robbers, wife, wives, check downstairs, checking downstairs, dungeon, dungeons, castle, castles, royalty, basement, basements, intruder, intruders, hear, hears, hearing
"Have you got room for a hand-knitted pullover?"
Tags:pullover, pullovers, knit, knits, knitting, jumper, jumpers, rob, robs, robber, robbers, robbing, robbery, robberies, burglar, burglars, burglary, burglaries, break in, break ins, break-in, break-ins, thief, thieves, theft, thefts, breaking in, hand-knitted, hand knitted, christmas present, unwanted presents, unwanted gifts
"This job has got a lot easier since the police gave up on burglaries."
'I have to break into houses to fund my addiction to organic and fair trade produce.'
'This article says there was a break-in at the museum last night. I don't suppose you know anything about that.'
Saw cutting a whole around locked door while a man looks through peephole.