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Gas truck that has run out of gas.
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"Sid, is there anyone we can contact for you?"
Tags:golf, golfer, golfers, golf player, golf players, playing golf, golf enthusiast, gold enthusiasts, professional golfer, professional golfers, loser, losing, bad loser, bad losers, sore loser, sore losers, break down, break downs, breaking downs, cry, crying, emergency contact, emergency contacts, overreact, overreaction, overreactions
'Look through her purse and see if she has a Triple-A card.'
"Please, Lord, enough already."
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'Off hand, I'd say it's a problem with your distributor.'
"It doesn't look good. Leave it with us overnight and hope it gets stolen."
Ben Franklin jump starts his car.
'Here's the problem,the pilot light went out.'
'It's a devil to start on these damp November Sunday mornings - luckily we have a sidesman who works for the AA.'
A man with a walking frame breaks a wheel and hitches a ride with a man on a mobility scooter.
'Have you tried turning it off and on again?'
'Have you tried hitting Ctrl-Alt-Delete?'
"It comes fully equipped with all the latest safety features ? aside from the optional life-car."
"You need a new radiator. It's not your fault. It's not my fault. I blame the system, the cooling system."
'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'
'You're just like a RAT jumping from a sinking ship!'
'Your pizza may be cold. My car broke down on the way here, and it took the garage over a week to fix it.'
Transactional Analysis... Making complex ideas simple!
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'First of all, it didn't malfunction, it broke. Never waste a $20 word on a $2 car.'
'Here he comes now. I told you my mechanic was a good one.'
Tags:battering ram, battering rams, castle, castles, siege, sieges, siege warfare, overthrowing castle, overthrow, battle, war, medieval, castle, seize power, knights, key under door mat, key, found the key, find, unlock, batter, ram, break down, siege tactic, siege tactics, welcome mat, front door, portcullis, battlements, ramparts, barbican
"We stand behind all our vehicles. Sometimes we even help push."
"Copy machine's down again."