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"Could I have a word with someone in building security?"
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"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
"There's no intruder, officer. It was just other raccoons."
'Oh no! We've been Bruegelled!'
Death lets the killer in.
"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"
Tags:dracula, stocking, stockings, hanging stocking, hanging stockings, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, creep, creeps, creepy, detection, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking in, fireplace, chimney, chimneys
"Someone went through my car!"
Incredibly Inexpensive Security Systems' advertise 'Pretty Good Set Ups. 1/2 the price, 2/3 the quality. You'll hardly notice the occasional break-ins.
Early Computer Hackers.
"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."
'Good evening!! I'm doing a survey on home security!!'
"Try to look more like you're breaking in."
Tags:artist, artists, painter, painters, painting, portrait, portraits, portraiture, drawing from life, painting from life, burglar, burglars, thief, thieves, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking and entering, balaclava, balaclavas, pretentious, pretentiousness, pretension, life drawing, life painting, criminal, criminals
'Broken into? Didn't you lock the door?'
'We got tired of being broken into.'
'Can I stress that this technique must only be used as a last resort.'
Man being burgled while listening to headphones.
'Well, you lost the garage door opener so I used the garage window opener.'
'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'
'Ya don't scare me copper. I'll break out'a dis joint an come round an poop on ya lawn.'
'Don't spend it all in one place! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!'
"These 'public' restrooms are unnecessarily difficult to break into."