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'Here's your problem, you guys never chose a level.'
"I'm sick and tired of 'Generally Accepted Accounting Principles'."
Tags:accounting principle, accounting principles, generally accepted, burnout, burnouts, breakdown, breakdowns, break-down, break-downs, burn-out, burn-outs, bookkeeper, bookkeepers, bookkeep, bookkeeps, accountant, accountants, office job, office cubicle, office cubicles, rebellion, rebellions, rebelling, rebellious
Tags:jitters, jitter, nerves, nervous, nervousness, jittery, beggar, beggars, begging, vagrant, vagrants, panhandler, panhandlers, panhandling, homeless, homelessness, homeless person, homeless people, begging cup, begging cups, breakdown, breakdowns, shakes, mental health, sleeping rough, living rough
'I've become a victim of my own success. I'm starting to crack myself up.'
"I was sad because I had no on-board fax until I saw a man who had no mobile phone."
Richard and Wendy Kozier, of Saddle River, New Jersey, with U.N. Peacekeeping Contingent
Tags:peacekeeper, peacekeepers, peacekeeping, peacekeeping forces, united nations, un, u.n., peacekeeping contingent, civil war, civil wars, argue, argues, arguing, argument, arguments, quarrel, quarrels, quarrelling, breakdown, breakdowns, bad marriage, bad marriages, fight, fights, fighting, therapist, therapists, couples therapist, couples therapists, couples therapy, counseling, counselor, counselors, counsellor, counsellors, counselling, couple, couples, mismatched, bad relationship, bad relationships
'Uh-Oh. . . Got a flat!'
'One second she's saying how sweet I am. The next, she's biting my head off.'
"Did you say 'trick'? Maybe that's it. Maybe it's just been one long, horrible trick."
Tags:trick or treat, trick or treaters, trick or treater, halloween, halloween tradition, halloween traditions, midlife crisis, midlife crises, breakdown, breakdowns, nervous breakdown, nervous breakdowns, mental health, mental ill health, mental health issues, desperation, desperate, life, hard life, hardship, hardships
Wall Street Down
Tags:wall street, finance, financial crash, financial crashes, stock market, stock markets, stock market crash, stock market crashes, recession, the recession, recessions, double-dip recession, double dip recession, stock exchange, stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, the new york stock exchange, shares, share, failing, failure, stats, statistics, occupy wall street, drain, drains, down the drain, failure, breakdown, breakdowns, collapse, collapses, decline, declines
'He said I'm a horse's ass.'
"I'm just worried the knots are the only thing holding me together."
Tags:massages, masseuse, masseuses, masseur, masseurs, spa, spas, spa day, spa days, spar treatment, spa treatments, overworked, overworking, workaholic, workaholics, workaholism, stress, stressed, stressed out, tense, tense muscles, breakdown, breakdowns, falling apart, under pressure, modern life, modern expectations
'My wife said I don't listen to her. At least I think that's what she said.'
"Please, Lord, enough already."
Tags:enough, enough is enough, enough already, last, last resort, last resorts, desperate measures, desperation, desperate, desperately, religion, turned to religion, faith, faiths, faithful, pray, praying, prayed, prayer, prayers, god, gods, heaven, heavens, stress, stressed, stressing, existential, existential dread, existence is pain, drudge, drudgery, overwork, overworked, over work, over worked, break down, breakdown, break-down
"Good morning, folks, this is Captain Holwood from the flight deck. We'll be cruising at thirty-five thousand feet today, and I'll be finally taking control of my life, struggling to satisfy the needs of only one person—me!"
Tags:air travel, airport, airports, airline, airlines, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, plane, planes, flying, flight, flights, traveler, travelers, travellers, travellers, passenger, passengers, pilot, pilots, co-pilot, co-pilots, copilot, copilots, announcement, announcements, loudspeaker, captain, captains, mental health, self-esteem, self-confidence, ego, flight deck, flight decks, taking control, life, breakdown, breakdowns, divorce, divorces, split, splits, separation, separations, breakup, breakups, break up, break ups, break-up, break-ups, heartbreak, broken heart, relationship, relationships, relationship issues, relationship problems, family, families, family issues, family problems
"Let's make a low-budget movie till help arrives."
Tags:low budget, low budget movie, low-budget movies, desert, deserts, setting, settings, cliche, cliches, independent film, independent films, help, helps, stranded, lost, pass the time, passes the time, passing the time, indie, indies, indie film, indie films, movie, movies, filmmaker, filmmakers, filmmaking, breakdown, breakdowns, broken down
'I hope it's fixed soon. I miss the convenience and friendly beep.'
'One thing I learned about computers is never to let computers know you're in a hurry.'
"Yeah, but before he snapped he wasn't having any fun at all."
"Quick—bring the jaws of lunch!"
Tags:car, cars, vehicle, vehicles, automobile, automobiles, driving, driver, drivers, transportation, engine trouble, engine problem, engine problems, smoke, smoking, breakdown, breakdowns, calling for help, roadside assistance, jaws of life, rescue, rescuer, rescuers, emergency, emergencies, emergency worker, emergency workers, lunch, lunches, meal, meals, mealtime, lunchtime, hungry, starving, hunger, food
'You have to learn to communicate and share your feelings. Open Twitter accounts.'
"I'm getting this irritating little 'tap, tap' sound somewhere behind the dashboard."
"I'm from the future."
Tags:future, possible future, climate change, global warming, decline, declines, declining, civilization, civilizations, breakdown, breakdowns, breaking down, economic collapse, economic collapses, time travel, time traveler, time travelers, time machine, time machines, time traveller, time travellers, time travelling, caveman, cavemen, societal collapse, nuclear holocaust, nuke, nukes, nuclear war, nuclear wars, science fiction, scifi, sci-fi
'...honestly I just feel like we don't communicate like we used to!'
'Inform him I dislike it when he uses the dog to communicate.'