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"Oui, c'est bon. It is, how you Americans say, 'Magically Delicious'."
"Who ate all the dots?"
"Jim! Long time. Are you still making your own granola?"
Super Bran Flakes.
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"For those of you headed to the office, today will be 68 degrees and fluorescent."
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"Damn. Isn't that the kid you swallowed?"
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"Rise & shine!" - Product 19
You've Got Mail
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"Oh, c'mon! I just poured this bowl of cereal!"
"Nice landing, Captain Crunch."
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"It says all the chemical ingredients in this food were made by organic, free fange scientists."
Out to lunch/supper/breakfast.
"Eat your veggies, eat your grains, but don't forget to eat some brains."
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"It's a note from the bus driver about sugar highs."
'I change the cereal I eat every 2 years. Today is the official 'switchover'.' - 'June '07 to June '09 was bran flakes. June '09 to June '11 will be muesli.' - 'I used to change every three years but I lost some of the spontaneity doing it that way.'
"Give me the number of the Snappy Pop Bang Cereal Company, please!"
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"And what, pray tell, is the ration of flake to raisin this morning?"
Kellogg cuts workforce...
Cereal fire put out with milk.
'I taped his homework to the back of the cereal box.'
Cereal for the hearing impaired or monks who've taken a vow of silence.
The children were nestled all snug in their beds, while visions of sugar-plums danced in their heads. . . 'Say what?'