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"Death takes a personal day."
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"If you lie down with pugs, you wake up with pugs."
"I wish you were this thoughtful when we were married."
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'Tomorrow morning I would like breakfast in bed.'
"Surprise, mom! We made you breakfast on bed."
"I'm making you breakfast in bed. What do you want on your pizza?"
Man's New Year's resolution is to be a better husband...then proceeds to eat the breakfast he's bought to his wife in bed.
'This is a pretty stiff penalty for motherhood.'
'She might prefer the low-carb alternative...or any alternative.'
"Dad needs the step ladder to finish making your breakfast. The pancakes are stuck to the ceiling."
"Yes, I know we ordered breakfast in bed, but..."
'Just say it's stick-to-your-ribs food. Don't mention what else it's stuck to.'
'I don't think it was very good. She even put ketchup in the coffee.'
'Don't tell her we dropped the egg shell in it. Just say it's calcium intensive.'
'Don't worry. We probably got our cast iron stomachs from her.'
'She's going to eat this with relish. Come to think about it, we'd better bring the ketchup too.'
'I hope she recognizes this as a labor of love. She's not gonna recognize it as breakfast.'
For the love of toast...
'Bring the corn flakes just in case.'
'I put in 40 bran flakes, and 2 milk, so I had room for 58 sugar. '
'How do you like your eggs, black on one side or black on both sides?'
'I really enjoyed my stay in the hospital - I never get served breakfast in bed at home.'
'Bacon! Eggs! Toast! Coffee!'
'Sorry about the delay with your breakfast mam...but when the Firefighters leave I will be back on track.'
'I'm sorry dinner took so long. Your pork chop got stuck in the toaster.'