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"Pass the cream or I'll cut off your penis."
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"This is Mr. Mendez. He's been redistricted into our family."
"...I have to close now, darling. I'm sorry Army regulations don't permit me to tell you where I am stationed now. Aloha! Jimmy."
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"Morning, Brad." "Morning, Angelina."
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King sitting at the breakfast table drinking coffee from a mug labeled "We".
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Couple listening to news podcast whilst eating breakfast.
"Why can't you read the paper at breakfast, like other husbands?"
"Sometime Fred, I don't think you listen to a word I say."
"There's an article in that paper, all about how married couples begin to resemble one another."
"I don't allow cell phones during breakfast. That's why she's talking into her pop tart."
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Caveman reading stone newspaper at breakfast.
'First, please make him stop reading newspapers.'
Woman Feeds Her Husband Through the Morning Paper.
'Grandpa isn't very child-friendly, is he?'
Husband splashing tea over newspaper.
'So how are the pottery classes going hon?'
Fart, barf, cough.
'Will you put down that paper so I can see what's going on over there?'
Couple having breakfast and getting some fresh milk from a cow on the table.
'Okay, Harold, you've made your point! You can read your newspaper.'
Wife firing toast at husband.
'Why can't you hide behind a newspaper at breakfast like other men?'
'Good night was it last night,n dear?'