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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'My A/C is broken.'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
The Adventures of Break-O-Man
'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
Tags:kidney, kidneys, stone, stones, kidney stone, kidney stones, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating, old method, old methods, original, originals, bust, busts, busting, busted, break, breaks, breaking, rupture, ruptures, rupturing, close to home
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmacist, pharmacists, flimsy chair, flimsy chairs, flimsy, breaks, break, breaking, fragile, plan, plans, scheme, schemes, cunning, waiting area, waiting areas, customer, customers, close to home
"They broke all the Commandments. Can they have some more?"
Tags:religion, religious, bible, biblical, old testament, exodus, book of exodus, deuteronomy, book of deuteronomy, moses, commandment, commandments, ten commandments, 10 commandments, decalogue, law, laws, rule, rules, sins, sinning, broke, broken, breaking, more, replace, replacement, replacements, replacing, christianity, judaism
'As of yet, no group has claimed responsibility.'
Tags:responsible, responsibility, break, breaks, breaking, broke, broken, breakage, breakages, smash, smashes, smashed, smashing, guilt, guilts, guilty, claim, claims, claimed, claiming, accident, accidents, accidental, accidentally, vase, vases, flower pot, flower pots, ornament, the flying mccoys, flying mccoys
'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'
Lizard running with football.
"Have they no shame?"
Tags:destroy, destroying, destruction, demolition, demolitions, demolishing, demolish, knock down, knocking down, breaking, wrecker, wreckers, wrecking ball, wrecking balls, construction, landmark, landmarks, building, buildings, famous, history, historical, heritage, name, names, shame, shameful, ethics, unethical, real estate, property, properties, urban, city, cities, city life, urban life, modern life
A giant boxing glove attached to a wrecker smashes into a building.
Even Superheroes Are Always On Their Phones
Tags:superhero, superheroes, hero, heroes, walking and texting, cape, capes, cell, cell phone, phone, mobile, phones, mobiles, mobile phone, smart, smart phone, text, texting, walk, walking, walks, texts, building, damage, damages, damaging, break, breaks, breaking, broken, destroy, destroys, destroyed, destroying, office block
Movers throwing boxes out of a truck
Tags:moving, moving house, moving homes, moving van, moving vans, moving truck, moving trucks, van, vans, truck, trucks, moving company, moving companies, removal company, removals, companies, removalist, removalists, mover, movers, worker, workers, game, games, toss, throw, fragile, breakables, breakable, customer service, service, bad service, bad customer service, maltreatment, mishandle, mishandling, damage, damaging, breaking, smashing, accident, accidents, playing, fooling around, real estate, property, properties, relocation, relocation service, relocation services, personal property, box, boxes, goods, furniture, household goods, personal goods, rough, remover, removers, this end up, dropping
"Sam, neither your father nor I consider your response appropriate."
Tags:kid, kids, child, children, toddler, toddlers, parent, parents, parenting, parenthood, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, motherhood, father, fathers, fatherhood, dad, dads, family, families, destruction, destroying, breaking, throwing, stomping, yelling, screaming, tantrum, tantrums, attitude, attitudes, emotion, emotions, emotional, angry, anger, acting out, throwing a fit, childish, inappropriate, response, responses, disappointed, disappointment, temper, fit, fits
"I want to go back to how things were before we knew each other."
Tags:break up, breaking, up, break ups, broken up, dumping, dumped, ending relationship, ending relationships, split up, splitting up, failing relationship, failing relationships, go back to how things were, stereotypical break ups, stereotypical break up, relationship, relationships, marriage, marriages, divorce, divorcing, divorced
Lawn mower breaking kit
"They just put that to make you handle it with care."
Tags:handle with care, fragile, fragility, move, moves, moving, moving van, moving vans, warning, warning sign, warnings, warning signs, mover, movers, move house, moving house, careless, carelessness, indifferent, indifference, ignore, ignores, ignoring, skeptic, skeptics, skeptical, sceptic, sceptics, sceptical, upright, right side up, this way up, baggage handler, baggage handlers, personal property, break, breaks, breaking, broken
"Careful now. It's fragile."
Tags:sculptor, sculpt, sculpture, sculptures, art, arts, classic, classics, classical art, art history, theory, theories, museum, greek, greeks, grecian, style, styles, arm, arms, clumsy, break, broken, breaking, breakage, damage, damaged, fragile, drop, dropped, antioch, alexandros, aphrodite, milos, venus de milo, historical
Karate Class Clown
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
"Sticks and stones may break my bones, but ....."