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"If we pull this off, we've made burglary history!"
Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'
"You're stealing the blanket."
"I didn't hear anything."
"Someone's been sleeping in my bed, too, and there she is on Screen Nine!"
Tags:bear, bears, three bears, mummy bear, daddy bear, baby bears, goldilocks, fairytale, fairytales, kids stories, kids story, childrens stories, childrens story, cctv, surveillance, home surveillance, surveillance cameras, surveillance system, surveillance systems, break in, breaking in, intruder, intruders
"As an ex-priest, I'm having a hard time adjusting to these noncathedral ceilings."
Tags:priest, priests, inmate, inmates, arrested, arresting, ex, exes, ex-priest, ex-priests, former priest, former priests, catholic, catholics, scandal, scandals, catholicism, christian, christians, christianity, adjust, adjusts, adjustment period, adjustment periods, breaking in, breakin in period, breaking in periods, correctional facilities, prisoner, prisoners, prison, prisons, jail, jails, jailing, jailer, jailers
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
Tags:swing set, swing sets, break in, breaks in, breaking in, corral, corrals, rodeo, rodeos, playground, playgrounds, play area, play areas, playset, playsets, play set, play sets, cowboy, cowboys, rodeo, rodeos, bronco, broncos, tough guy, tough guys, horse, horses, horse trainer, horse trainers, bucking, bucking bronco, bucking broncos, western, westerns, cowpoke, cowpokes, recess
"Orange you glad I didn't say banana? But seriously, that's the last time we knock."
"Am I supposed to be breaking in my skates or my feet?"
"It's the dog."
Tags:dogs in, dogs out, let the dog in, breaking and entering, break in, break-in, breaking in, trespassing, trespassed, trespasser, window, windows, apartment, apartments, marriage, married, married life, bed, bedtime, night time, burglar, burglary, burglars, through the window, dog, dogs, doggo, doge, pet, pets, domestic pet, domestic pets
"Hold everything, Louis!"
Tags:break in, breaks in, breaking in, heist, heists, thief, thieves, steal, steals, stealing, vault, vaults, profit, profits, profit margin, profit margins, second thought, second thoughts, robber, robbers, burglar, burglars, burgle, burgles, burgling, steal, steals, stealing, poor, failing business, failing businesses, failed business, failed businesses, safe, safes, empty safe, empty safes, letdown, letdowns
"Oh, no! My best friend and my best friend's wife!"
Tags:cheat, cheats, cheater, cheaters, betrayal, betrayals, walk in, walks in, walking in, break in, breaks in, breaking in, best friend, best friends, wife, wives, cliche, cliches, mistake, mistakes, accident, accidents, married couple, married couples, nosy, nosey, nosiness, busybody, busybodies, alarmist, alarmism
Al the Locksmith.
"It's creepy thinking that Santa can sneak into my house undetected. I must find out how he does it!"
Tags:dracula, stocking, stockings, hanging stocking, hanging stockings, santa, santa claus, father christmas, st. nick, st. nicholas, saint nick, saint nicholas, sneak, sneaks, sneaking, creep, creeps, creepy, detection, break-in, break-ins, break in, break ins, breaking in, fireplace, chimney, chimneys
'I do have an extra set of keys, they're in the glovebox.'
'Good evening sir,I'm doing a survey on home security.'
"Someone went through my car!"
"I'm breaking in a new pillow."
"Fifth robbery this week. That's not a security camera ??" a local TV news station installed it to save time."
Selling Home Security Systems.
'Broken into? Didn't you lock the door?'
Man in the Ceiling
"This crime has been offset by all the other crimes I didn't commit last year."
"That's one Christmas present she won't break in a hurry."
Tags:little fat ponies, little pony, little fat pony, little ponies, pony, ponies, horse, horses, riding lesson, riding lessons, equestrian, equestrians, stables, horse rider, horse riders, horse riding, horse ride, bridleway, bridle path, riding class, riding classes, riding school, riding schools, riding instructor, riding instructors, breaking in, christmas, xmas, present, presents, gift, gifts, stables, stable, thelwell