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"Fox News has actually learned squat. Details at ten."
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"Now here's my co-anchor, Nancy, with a conflicting account of that very same story."
"We know nothing. We'll be back in five minutes with nothing more."
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Two reporters interview each other.
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"Hey! This is news."
Florida Man Strikes Again
'Although nothing newsworthy happened today, we will give you meaningless chatter, with the same enthusiasm we reserve for breaking news.'
"It looks like it's going to be a slow news night."
"Well, how do things look from where you sit?"
"Remember how I said I was happiest when we had nothing?"
"We want to warn you that the candidate's comments have yet to be spun, so you may have to formulate your own opinion."
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"I can't even begin to work out until I find the right news to infuriate me."
'In a dramatic reversal, economists now believe that leading economic indicators are now lagging economic indicators.'
'It may seem dull to you now, Harry, but at one time, everything in that book was breaking news.'
"Well, if the news bothers you so, turn it off."
"What catastrophe are you watching now? Political or natural?"
"This is your ninety-nine-per-cent-news-free six-o'clock news."
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"You know, it's O.K. to skip a news cycle."
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"Since I no longer trust the media. I get all my news from hysterical people on the street."
"In an unexpected development, the market behaved rationally today."
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"You can't send me to bed now - now when events are breaking so fast."
"Breaking news: the news is broken."
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All things previously thought to be good for us are in fact harmful to our health.
Breaking news: Luck has been cancelled
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"Hey, no problem. Just touching base to say 'Hi. How goes it?' and to tell you that we really care about you. And now back to our show."
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