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'Where ya headed, fatty?'
"I wouldn't have spent so much time fixing this place up if I'd known we'd be leaving so soon."
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"No, thanks. Reading is my escape."
"I'd like to let you go, Willy, but this is your third offense."
"Oh, sorry. I thought this was an exterior wall."
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"Our escape plan was going fine... Until I remembered we're on the third floor!"
'Forget about it, we all try it when we arrive here, but it's a concrete floor...'
'Heck, no, I'm not thinking of leaving. That said, I do feel it's probably wise to have an exit strategy in place.'
"Wow! Gramps was REALLY happy to get all those neckties for Father's Day!"
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Travel Section: Plan your getaway.
"Now, understand, I'm not suggesting that you actually do anything with any of these tools."
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"It's a break!"
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"Make a note - their use of tools is both efficient and precise."
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Coffee break! Break out! Court room.
'Let it go, man. I really don't think your ex expects you to break out to attend her wedding. I think she's moved on.'
Vinnie escapes from cartoon prison.
The Great Escape
"I'm tied in with a leash. Where the heck do they think I'm going to run to??"
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"Don't worry, I'll soon have you free..."
Breakout at the Women's Prison Maternity Ward
"Remind me again why we need a tunnel to escape? Our sheepdog is asleep and there's no wall or fence around us..."
'OK, yes, he escaped. There, I said it - and I'm glad. I'm so sick of always making excuses for him.'
"I'll just have a latte to go, please."
'I've no doubt we can bust the fence, but you still haven't solved the rifle or the border collie.'
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Prison Wishing Well