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"When you're through with that, there's a water cooler on seven that needs emptying."
Tags:water cooler, water coolers, stall, stalls, stalling, procrastinate, procrastinates, procrastinating, break room, break rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, lunch break, lunch breaks, long lunch break, long lunch breaks, waste time, wasting time, loiter, loiters, loitering, office drone, office drones, office worker, office workers, linger, lingers, lingering, caught, rebuke, rebukes, sarcastic, sarcasm
"Hey Kevin! Care to enter the office football pool!"
"I think somebody thinks I've been away from my desk too long."
Tags:subtle hint, subtle hints, subtlety, passive-aggressive, passive-aggression, hint, hints, hinting, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, boss, bosses, work break, work breaks, long lunch, long lunches, skive, skives, skiving, slack, slacks, slacking, slacker, slackers, missing person, missing persons, poster, posters, wanted poster, wanted posters
Coffee making instructions in the teacher's lounge.
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Water: Regular, Premium and Ultra.
Breakrooms: No politics allowed....Politics Allowed
"Get some paddles, stat!"
"It must have been a white lie. His pants are only smoldering."
Tags:liar, liars, lying, pants on fire, dishonest, dishonesty, dishonestness, white lie, white lies, lie, lies, expression, expressions, idiom, idioms, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, deception, deceptions, office politics, working environment, working environments, corporate culture, corporate environment
"There's a rumour that someone may be resigning today."
Tags:resign, resigns, resigning, quit, quits, quitting, in a spectacular fashion, burn bridges, burning bridges, burned bridges, leave, leaves, retires, retiring, retirement, retirements, retire, leaving, gossip, gossips, gossiping, water cooler, water coolers, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, rumor, rumors, rumored, rumour, rumours, rumoured, moon, moons, mooning, boss, bosses
Tired of repeatedly having her lunch stolen from the breakroom refrigerator, Debbie sprayed her bag with artificial Rotted-Lunch Scent.
"We get three wishes. Let's not waste them on something like 'Better coffee in the break room'."
Tags:genie, genies, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, djin, djins, djinn, djinns, jin, jins, jinn, jinns, coffee, coffees, boardroom, boardrooms, board, boards, executive, executives, exec, execs, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, wish, wishes, magic lamp, magic lamps
Al's vending machine.
"Actually, the boss could play Santa! I mean, she is old, she is fat, she has got a beard...and she is just behind me, right?"
Tags:santa, santa claus, father christmas, saint nicholas, saint nick, st. nick, st. nicholas, awkward, awkwardness, office party, office parties, awkward encounter, awkward encounters, beard, beards, insult, insults, insulting, water cooler, water coolers, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, lurk, lurks, lurking, lurker, lurkers, silent type, silent types
'I, along with some of the other employees, feel you're abusing the breakroom.'
"I'm getting tired of this same old office grind."
Tags:coffee, coffees, coffee bean, coffee beans, coffee grind, coffee grinds, office job, office jobs, office worker, office workers, desk job, desk jobs, breakroom, breakrooms, staff room, staff rooms, break room, break rooms, hot drink, hot drinks, coffee snob, coffee snobs, foodie, foodies, gourmet coffee, gourmet coffees, gourmet, gourmets, coffee pot, coffee pots, daily grind
"I never realized how much nicer their break room is than ours."
Employee Break Room: Eat, drink, but don't you dare be merry!
How Obi Wan Always gets The Last Doughnut In The Break Room
Tags:mind control, mind controls, mind controller, mind controllers, doughnut, doughnuts, donut, donuts, cake, cakes, pudding, puddings, sweet tooth, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, colleague, colleagues, coworker, coworkers, co-worker, co-workers, break room, break rooms, snack, snacks
"Look. They're dawdling."
Vending Machine: Are You Feeling Lucky?
"Oh, no! Tomorrow is Bring Your Child To Work Day To Watch The Boss Ream You Out Day."
"Wish granted. A cafeteria."
Tags:cafeteria, cafeterias, lunch room, lunch rooms, breakroom, breakrooms, break room, break rooms, wish, wishes, employee lounge, employee lounges, employee, employees, boss, bosses, manager, managers, management, managements, working environment, working environments, work environment, work environments
The Huddle Around the Front Door in the Cold NonSmokers' Club Noon T-TH.
"Putting a trampoline in the breakroom to inspire fitness wasn't one of my best ideas."