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'It's ok, I'm a florist'
'If this ever stops running, just smack it here a bunch of times and it should start right up.'
The Adventures of Break-O-Man
"I've lost two whole millimetres since Tuesday."
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, weight loss, losing weight, beauty standards, gender issues, thigh, thighs, measuring device, measuring devices, achievement, achievements, success, successes, factory worker, factory workers, break, breaks, lunch break, lunch breaks, break time, break times, thigh, thighs, company property
Summer reading for the family.
Tags:beach, beaches, kid, kids, child, children, baby, babies, parent, parents, mom, moms, mum, mums, mother, mothers, father, fathers, dad, dads, family, families, reading, holiday, holidays, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, summer, summertime, summer reading, block, blocks, toy, toys, book, books, novel, novels, tablet, tablets, e-reader, e-readers, ereader, ereaders, literature
'When it comes to bustin' a kidney stone, the old methods are still the best.'
Tags:kidney, kidneys, stone, stones, kidney stone, kidney stones, doctor, doctors, surgeon, surgeons, surgery, surgeries, operation, operations, operating, old method, old methods, original, originals, bust, busts, busting, busted, break, breaks, breaking, rupture, ruptures, rupturing, close to home
'Oh gosh! What a shame! Our 20 year old set of dishes smashed to bits! Well, time to get some new ones!'
Ellis K., Appliance Faith Healer
Tags:appliance, appliances, break, breaks, breaking, mysterious, mysteriously, faith healer, faith healers, repairmen, repairman, repair, repairs, vcr, vcrs, dvd, dvds, dvd player, dvd players, everyday annoyance, everyday annoyances, everyday irritation, irritations, problem, problems, con, cons, con man, con men, faithful, restore, restores, restoration
'Nothing is biting, let's take a lunch break on that island.'
'Time out! Fish on!'
Tags:ice hockey, hockey, time out, time outs, timeout, timeouts, fish, fishes, ice rink, ice rinks, ice fishing, ice fisher, ice fishers, fisherman, fishermen, fished, fishing, fisher, fishers, break, breaks, hole, holes, health and safety, surprise, surprises, surprised, surprising, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
'Bob, the 'check engine' light just came on,'
"I'm beginning to think I need a three-million-year sabbatical from humankind to recover my health."
Tags:sabbatical, sabbaticals, break, breaks, take a break, takes a break, taking a break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, humankind, mankind, human, humans, climate change, global warming, environmental catastrophe, environmental catastrophes, global catastrophe, environmental disaster, environmental disasters, disaster, disasters, unhealthy, conservation, conservationist, conservationists, environmentalist, environmentalism, environmentalists, recover, recovers, recovery, recovery period, recovery periods, lie fallow, lay fallow, lying fallow, recharge, recharges, recharging
Sisypus taking a lunch break from pushing his boulder uphill.
"I can't believe I didn't think of this before."
'I tell ya, that was sheer genius getting those flimsy chairs for the waiting area! We've been selling a ton of diet pills.'
Tags:diet, diets, dieting, diet pill, diet pills, obese, obesity, fat, fatness, pharmacy, pharmacies, pharmacist, pharmacists, flimsy chair, flimsy chairs, flimsy, breaks, break, breaking, fragile, plan, plans, scheme, schemes, cunning, waiting area, waiting areas, customer, customers, close to home
Attention Span Remaining: 3 minutes, 27 seconds.
"Death takes a personal day."
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, embodiment of death, death personified, spectre of death, thanatos, angel of death, personal day, personal days, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, breakfast in bed, breakfast-in-bed, breakfast, relaxing, relaxation, rest, rests, resting, taking a rest, taking a break, television, televisions, watching television, tv, tvs, watching tv, t.v., t.v.s, watching t.v., staying home
"Your work's fine, it's your break time I want to talk to you about."
Tags:break, breaks, break time, lunch break, smoke break, executive, executives, business, businesses, businessman, businessmen, office, offices, pet, pets, dog, dogs, pup, pups, puppies, puppy, pet, pets, pet owner, pet owners, dog owner, dog owners, animal, animals, talking dog, talking dogs, talking animal, talking animals
'Right I'm off on my hols...I've left the numbers for the airline and the hotel and you've got my mobile, the back-up mobile, my wife's mobile and I'll be checking my e-mails daily!'
"The First Robin of Spring Break"
Tags:season, seasons, seasonal, spring, spring break, vacation, vacations, holiday, holidays, break, breaks, college, colleges, college break, college breaks, student, students, alcohol, alcoholic, drink, drinks, drinking, drunk, smoking, can, cans, beer, teens, party, partying, parties, robin, robins, bird, birds, sign of spring, first robin, first robins, signs of spring, dead, dying
"It's over. Go home."
Tags:summer, summer vacation, break, summer break, summer holiday, summer holidays, vacation, vacations, breaks, holiday, holidays, beach, beaches, tourist, tourists, beach-goer, beach-goers, swimmer, swimmers, plane, planes, airplane, airplanes, aeroplane, aeroplanes, sign, signs, message, messages, end of summer, end, over, finish
"Yes, I know, Munger. But Wallace Stevens didn't scribble his damned verses on company time."
Now celebrating three years' of me time. Please help.
Grim Reaper on a desert island
Tags:death, grim reaper, grim reapers, reaper, reapers, desert island, desert islands, island, islands, nothing, empty, vacation, vacations, break, breaks, holiday, holidays, trip, trips, travel, travelling, traveling, tree, trees, palm tree, palm trees, remains, dead, destroyed, destruction, ideal, perfect vacation, perfect holiday
'You missed a great chili dinner at the club, Henson. Oh, by the way, the hot tub is broken.'