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Crane operator Jimmy Morrison liked to break in new guys by giving them what he called a 'sky wedgie.'
"Give him time, - if anyone can break that swing set, it's O'l Tex."
"Hold everything, Louis!"
"Oh, no! My best friend and my best friend's wife!"
"Keep it stylish, but short enough so that men stop using it to break into my house."
"Actually, this whole Golidilocks thing could have been prevented by a good neighborhood watch program."
Vinny 'The Mole' was a firm believer in Take Your Daughter To Work Day.
"I locked the keys inside -- Do you have a bobby pin?"
"Oh man! I forgot my key!"
'He's breaking them in for me.'