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"I've come for your exciting research."
'It's not an accounting breakthrough, Sam. It's wrong.'
'This isn't a BREAKTHROUGH, Colbert! This is a CIRCULAR REASONING! All you've done here is re-state our original objective.'
A startling scientific breakthrough occurs when the Hair Club for men joins forces with Chia Pet.
'I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough, but I'm also at that point where chemistry leaves off and physics begins, so I'll have to drop the whole thing.'
'It's a major breakthrough in animal intelligence. He's joined facebook.'
'Major breakthrough! We've all agreed on Pizza for lunch.'
"My goal is to die before there's a technology breakthrough that forces me to live to a hundred and thirty."
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"The real breakthrough didn't come till I stopped thinking with my tail."
"Actually, I got some pretty good ideas when I was in the box."
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"Hey everybody - we've discovered the Higgs boson! It was hidden under this big pile of equations all this time."
'Take a look at this everyone - it just could be the signature we've been looking for.'
"If you are amenable to that offer, I am prepared to respond with this facial expression."
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Unfortunately, napkins hadn't been invented yet, so good ideas were quickly forgotten.
Where history's best ideas happen.
Modern Eureka Moments
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"To begin with, I would like to express my sincere thanks and deep appreciation for the opportunity to meet with you. While there are still profound differences between us, I think the very fact of my presence here today is a major breakthrough."
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"Very interesting professor...now do you think you could sum that up in six words or less, three of which have to be 'cancer', 'cure' and 'miracle'!"
"I didn't finish the proof but I did write this poem about my struggle."
'Good Heavens, you're right - money IS everything!'
"A career in management really didn't help him make his breakthrough in politics."
'Ha! I knew they were just little trees!'
'It says it's sick of doing things like inventories and payrolls, and it wants to make some breakthroughs in astrophysics.'
'It's alright to do your regular work, Sanders, but haven't you caught on yet? The big money is in breakthrough.'
Newton discovers gravel...