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"Did he sleep through the night again?"
Do you ever serve chocolate milk?
'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'
'It's a management decision. You've been weaned.'
'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'
'Home from work at last!!'
'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'
'I think I understand. You and I are a team and mum is the coach!'
'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'
'What do you mean, slam dunk??'
'Mum's late home from work. I hate it when my tea is stuck in traffic.'
'Slow down! Are you trying to drown me?'
'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'
'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'
'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'
'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'
'Nothing's coming out! Where am I going to find a plumber at this time of night?'
'Hobbies? Feeding you takes up all my time.'
'The noise is terrible and the view is horrible. So much for good working conditions.'
'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'
'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'
'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'
'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'