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"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."
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Do you ever serve chocolate milk?
'Right that covers nutritional theory in the socio-economic context of class structure in a Eurocentric racist and homophobic culture. Now if one of you could take a tit out we'll do a practical...'
'I'm not too sure about that.'
'There's only one problem drinking from these. I can't dunk a biscuit.'
'What do you mean you want a tip?'
Breastfeeding: Good Design Council
'And mum's always worried whether I'm getting enough to drink.'
'Engorgement's not easy for either of us.'
'I love eating out.'
'Inverted nipple? I've never got a straw when I need one.'
'It's no use he just doesn't understand the let-down reflex!'
'You were up four times last night.'
'Turn everything off...we've sprung a leak!'
'Anorexia definitely isn't in this girl's vocabulary.'
'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'
'They're no fun. They're unbreakable.'
'Relax! I was just seeing if I could fit it all in if I wanted to.'
'Mum's half asleep again!'
'Do you have any references?'
'Are you trying to tell me that neither of you get penalty rates for the 2 a.m feed?'
'What do you mean, there's no menu card?'
'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'
'Nothing's coming out! Where am I going to find a plumber at this time of night?'