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Do you ever serve chocolate milk?
A Tit for Tat.
'The quality is good but the service is sometimes slow!'
'Did you wash your hands before dinner?'
'I guess I get a good deal. I give him the milk and he burps it over dad's shoulder.'
'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
'So this is goodbye then!'
'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'
'What do you mean, slam dunk??'
'It's a management decision. You've been weaned.'
'I never know how much to leave for lunch.'
'Do you have a reservation?'
'Do you have any references?'
'There's only one problem drinking from these. I can't dunk a biscuit.'
'Slow down! Are you trying to drown me?'
'One small tooth for me...one giant worry for you.'
'Mum's late home from work. I hate it when my tea is stuck in traffic.'
'The dripping keeps me awake!'
'What do you mean, there's no menu card?'
'You were up four times last night.'
'Personally I think the washer needs replacing.'
'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'
'And mum's always worried whether I'm getting enough to drink.'