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Do you ever serve chocolate milk?
'I'm not too sure about that.'
A Tit for Tat.
'No offence. The other breast and I seemed to click.'
'I have this recurring nightmare. Mum's so engorged she can't get out of bed to feed me.'
'So mum's going back to work. Do you have to go too??'
'Home from work at last!!'
'Weaning is a bit like a divorce, but mum always gets custody of me.'
'Mum's half asleep again!'
'Hobbies? Feeding you takes up all my time.'
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
Two breasts: No waiting
No bottle feeding.
'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'
'Cracked nipple? But I didn't even drop you.'
'The more you drink the more I produce.'
'Don't worry he doesn't want any. he's allergic to everything except straw stuffing.'
'Which one is Super and which is Unleaded?'
'What's that? A weaning petition with one signature?'
'Did you wash your hands before dinner?'
'You're not sucking. You're playing.'
'I've never seen mum change these when they get empty.'
'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'
'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'