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"Look! It's the Montgomerys from the breast-cancer walk."
'Thanks for not letting cancer define who you are.'
'I stole the identity of someone who turned out to be a woman, so next week I have to go for a mammogram.'
'I had a mammogram this morning. I think if I have a few more, I may be able to touch my toes without bending my knees.'
"Looks like my wife just got home from her mammogram."
'Oh, so this wasn't a dictation typo for 'mammogram screening.' It actually is a mammogram screaming. Hmmm...'
"How do you think it went?!"
'So we stopped SOPA simply by protesting on the internet...and the Komen foundation backed down after a huge backlash online'
'And we'll give you all the carcinogens you can eat.'
'Okay, so we went over the top with it, but our PR team said it would generate a lot of buzz.'
'Its the actress Fransesca Cauotini she has taken precautions since she discovered she had family brain tumour gene.'
X-Ray and Mammagram
Ladies in pink, thank you.
"Bad news: all those pink NFL uniforms don't actually cure breast cancer."
'...You wouldn't talk to me that way if I were planned parenthood!!'
"Did you know breast cancer will strike 207,000 U.S. women this year and kill 38,940...hits 1 out of every 8 women, and more women die from it than any other cancer other than lung cancer?"
"Hi honey, how'd the mammogram go?"
"Look! These cute mammogrammed bags are on sale!"