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'Ready with the implants, nurse?'
'My husband wants me to be a 'perfect ten', so I'm here for a pair of 'fives'.'
"And now that I got a boob job, who is the fairest of them all?"
'I always said those implants were dangerous.'
"Okay so maybe I had a little work done..."
"What I Had Done Over My Summer Vacation."
Chicken Breast Implants
Welcome to Silicon Valley
Cosmetic surgeon's in and out tray:'enlarge' and 'reduce'.
"Sorry, but terms and conditions stipulate that a breast enhancement is actually two wishes."
"What type of reduction work is it?"
Although her doctor had clearly misinterpreted her complaints about her chest, Ethel decided not to press charges.
'I can ask, but I'm pretty sure he doesn't do breast enhancements.'
'You will have the enlargement, but you won't be happy with it. You'll then have a reduction, but you won't be happy with that either....'
'That bust cream has worked a treat.'
Center for Breast Enlargement Research
Medical Advances - Cosmentic Surgery - Noses/Breasts/Born Again Christian (lobotomy)
'I'd like lip enhancement, hair extensions and a boob job!'
I Finally Got Implants!
'Well it's a little unusual, but I don't see why we can't enlarge it to a 36FF.'
Nice boobs. Where did you buy them?
'Personally I was against him having the operation but seeing how happy it's made him I'm glad he did.'
'Radio! That's no good - I've just spent a fortune on a boob job!'
'I'll give you the number of my cosmetic surgeon if you want.'