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"In the future, don't kiss babies while they're breast-feeding."
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Travelling with child sketchbook -day 7
"I forgot to say I was breast-fed."
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A minotaur waits with his wife.
"Ten-fifteen, Ms. Whitney. Time to switch breasts."
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'I'm not too sure about that.'
'Don't worry. It's never too hot or never too cold.'
'That's strange. No ingredient labelling anywhere!'
'It's just called breast milk. It doesn't need a fancy brand name.'
Fill 'er up!
'What's that? A weaning petition with one signature?'
'You're not sucking. You're playing.'
'Great drink! You really should advertise more.'
'This might be a good time to discuss a few grievances.'
'Breasts can be so rude. So often they start without me.'
'Back so soon?'
'I never know which side to start on.'
'This is great. No dishes to wash!'
'My first solids. Do breasts get jealous?'
'You call it a bra. I call it excess packaging.'
'So this is goodbye then!'
'Talk about being squeezed in between appointments.'
'The quality is good but the service is sometimes slow!'
'It's a management decision. You've been weaned.'