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How to run a marathon.
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'Can't we all just get a lung?'
Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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'Oh no! Secondhand smoke!!'
'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'
Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.
In 'n out lung transplant.
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Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'
Following the noble tradition of St. Bernard rescue dogs, many dogs are being trained to perform CPR.
Why appliance repairmen don't make cold calls.
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"I've got a pulse!"
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"Here I blow!"
'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
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"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'
Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.
"Maureen, come in and hold a mirror under my nose."
'Shortness of cash? I thought you said you were suffering from shortness of breath!'
'Tell me the truth, Norm. Do I have bad breath?'
'Take a nice, deep breath and let it out.'
Over Zealous French Horn Player