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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'
How to run a marathon.
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And after our practice sessions, I can't stress this enough - Do not breathe directly into the headset. It scares people.
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'Can't we all just get a lung?'
"O.K., Everybody. Stand back! Let it breathe."
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'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
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"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.
'Stop you fool! It has to breathe!'
'Shortness of cash? I thought you said you were suffering from shortness of breath!'
"Could you stop making that breathing sound?"
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Smoker with burning oxygen tank like a cigarette.
'Take a nice, deep breath and let it out.'
"Now do you believe me that your snoring wakes up the whole neighborhood?"
'You didn't breathe on your way up here did you?'
"Your lung capacity is excellent!"
'Breathe in and out? What other way is there?'
'Well, you see, I went to one of those progressive medical schools with no formal classes or credits and students plan their own course of study so I never learned anything about the lungs,breathing and all that.'
"Breathe in and reimagine yourself in a world where you lived a healthy lifestyle."
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'Why don't you give up breathing for lent?'
Barbecue raises a cloud of smoke; birds and squirrel in tree above wear gas masks.
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