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'According to my wife, I snore, and one of these nights I may stop breathing.'
'Wait, breathe or don't breathe? Oh jeez, why did I have to sleep through Lamaze class?'
How to run a marathon.
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Castle in the Clouds
Tags:mountain, mountains, castle, castles, fairy tale, fairy tales, fairy story, fairy stories, fairy castle, fairy castles, fairy tale castles, fairy tale castles, castle in the clouds, oxygen, oxygen tanks, oxygen tank, high altitude, high altitudes, mountaineer, mountaineers, mountaineering, impractical, impracticality, tanker, tankers, breathing, oxygen, lack of oxygen, oxygen deprived, oxygen deprivation
'Can't we all just get a lung?'
"It was still breathing? You are such a foodie."
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'I can't promise miracles, but the lung-enhancement surgery should cut, oh, I'd say two or three minutes off your time in the mile.'
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Before picking up a date, Doug always tested his breath on a canary that he kept in the car.
'Wow, breathing! What a concept.'
In 'n out lung transplant.
Tags:fatigue, run, running, runs, ran, runner, runners, marathon, marathons, tired, tiring, out of breath, breath, breathing, breathes, lung, lungs, transplant, transplants, transplanting, in n out, quick, quicker, refresh, refreshing, refreshed, going to extremes, in the bleachers, bleachers, in the bleachers
Dave wanted to make sure that he'd be able to blow out all the candles on his cake.
"It turns out I've been inhaling when I should be exhaling and exhaling when I should be inhaling."
Tags:yoga, doing yoga, modern life, modern times, modern attitudes, exercise, exercises, exercising, exercise routine, exercise routines, yoga routine, yoga routine, mistake, mistakes, breathing routine, breathing routines, mindfulness, inhaling, exhaling, breathing, mess up, confuse, confused, confusion
Breathe-aholics Anonymous: 'Hi, my name is Glen, and I've been clean and sober for over one minute.'
'He wouldn't let go of his chair.'
"I've got a pulse!"
Tags:beach, beaches, animal, animals, whale, whales, beached, stuck, trapped, save, saving, rescue, rescuing, first aid, cpr, c.p.r., cardiopulmonary resuscitation, resuscitation, mouth-to-mouth, pulse, heartbeat, breath, breathing, emergency, emergencies, rescue worker, rescue workers, paramedic, paramedics, doctor, doctors, first aider, first aiders, blowhole, blowholes, medical, medicine
"Here I blow!"
'Anything else besides shortness of breath?'
Up, Up, Up, Up....Down, Down, Down, Down...
"They say if you breathe in when you're supposed to blow out and blow out when you're supposed to breathe in you'll lose weight."
"Can you believe that people inhale the gases we expel-sick, right?"
Tags:tree, trees, photosynthesis, expel, oxygen, breathe, breathing, breath, forest, forests, wood, woods, gross, perspective, yucky, o2, inhaling, inhale, perspectives, different, biologist, biologists, botanist, botanists, botany, plant, plants, plant life, environmentalist, environmentalists, environmentalism, grossout, grossing out, farts, gas, gases, gaseous
"Well, I guess if breathing through your mouth has kept you alive this far..."
'Quite frankly, these breathing strips were useless until they made them waterproof.'
Yoga class intrays - in/out/relax.
A person breathing using the oxygen generated by a tree inside breathing apparatus